#Facebook

A Texas Daycare Worker Got Fired For Getting A Bit Too Honest About Her Job On Facebook

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A newly hired daycare worker was fired after posting on Facebook about how much she hates being around kids.

ADORABLE KIDS

This Little Boy Who Hasn’t Gotten K’s Down Yet Adorably Asks If He Can ‘Pet The Titties’

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When you're a toddler, the sounds that a 'K' and 'T' make might as well be the same thing.

SUPERMODELS

This 9-Year-Old Girl Might Be The World’s Youngest Supermodel, If That’s Even Possible

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Kristina Pimenova is a 9-year-old from Russia who is being touted as "the most beautiful girl in the world."

GENDER EQUALITY

In A Gender Neutrality Effort, One School District Is Referring To Children As ‘Purple Penguins’

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We wholeheartedly support gender equality, but this school district may have taken things a bit too far.

terms of service

Some People In London Signed Away Their First Born Children For Free WiFi

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How many Londoners accidentally gave away their first born children for WiFi? About six too many.

Ricky Gervais

Ricky Gervais Is Clearly Not A Fan Of Children, But He Probably Loves Cats

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Ricky Gervais calls kids sponges and is perfectly happy not being married to his partner of over thirty years.

#BEST AND WORST OF RAW

The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 4/28/14: I Am Damien Sandow, Master Of Magnet

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The Best and Worst of WWE Raw for April 28, 2014, featuring an appearance by Hugh Jackman and Damien Sandow in a Magneto hoodie.

HORRIBLE PEOPLE

A Man Who Mocked Disabled Children Made To Wear ‘I Am A Bully!’ Sign

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A truly bad person was sentenced to wearing sign saying he's a bully because he hates disabled children. "UGH!" - Everyone.

#WILL FERRELL

Michelle Obama And Will Ferrell Teamed Up To Ask Kids About Nutrition With Predictably Hilarious Results

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Michelle Obama, Will Ferrell and a bunch of cute kids. Nothing can go wrong with this.

#NBA

Chris Bosh, Master Videobomber, Has Added Children To His Arsenal

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Pro videobomber/basketball player Chris Bosh held his daughter during a Dwyane Wade videobomb, turning weird Bosh interruptions into a family affair.

STOCKTON THUNDER

Find Waldo (And Probably Penises) On The Stockton Thunder ‘We Paint The Ice Night’ Ice

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The Stockton Thunder of the ECHL held an event allowing kids to paint their playing surface, and on 1/3 they'll seal it up and play on it.

#jimmy kimmel

Kids Explain The National Anthem

Jimmy Kimmel asks children to sing, analyze, and dissect The Star-Spangled Banner.

#MLB

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Child Whose Dad Missed A Foul Ball

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Back in July of 2011, Burnsy answered the question, "How do you declare the villain in a foul ball dispute?" The examination covered a lot of variables -- children throwing tantrums, grown men stealing foul balls from teenage girls, kids trying to get a soccer ball up over a fence and having it stolen from them at the last second by a randomly-occurring jerk -- but it never mentioned the touchiest of foul ball subjects: the dad who tries, but fails.

#MLB

Pretty Kansas City Royals Fan Vs. Ninja Child. Who Ya Got?

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A special moment occurred during the fourth inning of yesterday's Kansas City Royals/Minnesota Twins game.

GROSS FOODS

Watch Unimpressed Kids Try Different Foods For The First Time

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Watch kids eating a number of different odd foods for the first time.

VULGAR CHILDREN

This Incredibly Vulgar Child Who Just Wants Some F*cking Hot Cheetos Speaks For Us All

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This kid won't stop swearing until he gets himself some Hot Cheetos and caffeine.

#DWIGHT HOWARD

Dwight Howard Got Slimed At The Kids Choice Awards And Nothing Makes Sense Anymore

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I apologize in advance for this, as it was written by an extremely old man.


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