SUPERMODELS

This 9-Year-Old Girl Might Be The World’s Youngest Supermodel, If That’s Even Possible

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Kristina Pimenova is a 9-year-old from Russia who is being touted as "the most beautiful girl in the world."

GENDER EQUALITY

In A Gender Neutrality Effort, One School District Is Referring To Children As ‘Purple Penguins’

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We wholeheartedly support gender equality, but this school district may have taken things a bit too far.

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Some People In London Signed Away Their First Born Children For Free WiFi

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How many Londoners accidentally gave away their first born children for WiFi? About six too many.

Ricky Gervais

Ricky Gervais Is Clearly Not A Fan Of Children, But He Probably Loves Cats

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Ricky Gervais calls kids sponges and is perfectly happy not being married to his partner of over thirty years.

#BEST AND WORST OF RAW

The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 4/28/14: I Am Damien Sandow, Master Of Magnet

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The Best and Worst of WWE Raw for April 28, 2014, featuring an appearance by Hugh Jackman and Damien Sandow in a Magneto hoodie.

HORRIBLE PEOPLE

A Man Who Mocked Disabled Children Made To Wear ‘I Am A Bully!’ Sign

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A truly bad person was sentenced to wearing sign saying he's a bully because he hates disabled children. "UGH!" - Everyone.

#WILL FERRELL

Michelle Obama And Will Ferrell Teamed Up To Ask Kids About Nutrition With Predictably Hilarious Results

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Michelle Obama, Will Ferrell and a bunch of cute kids. Nothing can go wrong with this.

#NBA

Chris Bosh, Master Videobomber, Has Added Children To His Arsenal

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Pro videobomber/basketball player Chris Bosh held his daughter during a Dwyane Wade videobomb, turning weird Bosh interruptions into a family affair.

STOCKTON THUNDER

Find Waldo (And Probably Penises) On The Stockton Thunder ‘We Paint The Ice Night’ Ice

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The Stockton Thunder of the ECHL held an event allowing kids to paint their playing surface, and on 1/3 they'll seal it up and play on it.

#jimmy kimmel

Kids Explain The National Anthem

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Jimmy Kimmel asks children to sing, analyze, and dissect The Star-Spangled Banner.

#MLB

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Child Whose Dad Missed A Foul Ball

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Back in July of 2011, Burnsy answered the question, "How do you declare the villain in a foul ball dispute?" The examination covered a lot of variables -- children throwing tantrums, grown men stealing foul balls from teenage girls, kids trying to get a soccer ball up over a fence and having it stolen from them at the last second by a randomly-occurring jerk -- but it never mentioned the touchiest of foul ball subjects: the dad who tries, but fails.

#MLB

Pretty Kansas City Royals Fan Vs. Ninja Child. Who Ya Got?

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A special moment occurred during the fourth inning of yesterday's Kansas City Royals/Minnesota Twins game.

GROSS FOODS

Watch Unimpressed Kids Try Different Foods For The First Time

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Watch kids eating a number of different odd foods for the first time.

VULGAR CHILDREN

This Incredibly Vulgar Child Who Just Wants Some F*cking Hot Cheetos Speaks For Us All

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This kid won't stop swearing until he gets himself some Hot Cheetos and caffeine.

#DWIGHT HOWARD

Dwight Howard Got Slimed At The Kids Choice Awards And Nothing Makes Sense Anymore

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I apologize in advance for this, as it was written by an extremely old man.

#CHICAGO BULLS

Hold On To Your Butts: Dennis Rodman Wrote A Book About Acceptance For Children

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We may have found the second book for the With Leather Book Club Dennis Rodman, the former NBA great whose off-the-court life has included multiple arrests for domestic abuse, a nolo contendere to drunk driving and a tag team pro wrestling match against Karl Malone, has written a children's book.


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