Chinese movie industry

China Plans To Send Filmmakers ‘Down To The Countryside’ For Reeducation

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The government is sending artists down to rural China to study communist grains or something.

Kean University

Kean University Students Are Pissed Because Administrators Spent $219,000 On A Table

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It's difficult to complain about millennials complaining about not having enough when a college spends close to a quarter of a million dollars on a f*cking conference room table.

IKEA

Chinese Boy Runs Away From Home, Lives In IKEA For Nearly A Week

12-year-old Peng Yijian set up shop in the furniture store after having a fight with his parents.

PUBLIC SEX

Here’s A Drunken Chinese Couple That Was Caught Having Sex In Public, But Kept Going Anyway

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The proper reply to someone shouting at you to stop having sex is always, "we're almost finished."

KFC

A Woman Spent An Entire Week In KFC After Her Boyfriend Broke Up With Her

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Some people respond to breakups by drowning their sorrows in wine. Others spend seven days inside a Chinese KFC.

URINATING GIANT PANDAS

Watch A Chinese PSA Featuring A Graffiti-Loving Panda Pissing On A Bridge

China's CCTV has pulled a PSA featuring a man in a panda wreaking havoc in Australia. This is a sad day for everyone.

#Guardians of the Galaxy

‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Is Opening In China As ‘INTERPLANETARY UNUSUAL ATTACKING TEAM’

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The country that turned "Free Willy" into "A Very Powerful Whale Runs To Heaven" has given us a new gem.

HONEST TRAILERS

Sex With Minors And Pandering To China: ‘Transformers: Age of Extinction’ Gets An Honest Trailer

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The honest trailer for 'Transformers: Age of Extinction' reminds us to be skeeved out by this franchise.

USA Legends Tour

Video: Tracy McGrady Hits Game-Winner In China

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While Tracy McGrady has retired from the NBA, he's not done hooping.

TEXTING DURING THE MOVIE

Chinese Movie Theaters To Try Onscreen Text Messaging, Because That’s A Good Idea

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Chinese people are so used to watching films on mobile media that several theaters are putting the texts up on screen.

TRACY MCGRADY

Report: Metta World Peace Wants To Change His Name To Panda Friend

Earlier this week, Metta World Peace finalized a deal with the Sichuan Blue Whales of the Chinese Basketball Association.

CHINA

Something Turned This River In China Blood Red In A Matter Of Minutes

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What could've turned this entire river the color red? Was it God? Chemicals? The Kool-Aid Man?

uh oh

OH GOOD: China Just Quarantined An Entire City For Bubonic Plague

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The Black Death just tried to stage a comeback in a Chinese city.

#CLEVELAND CAVALIERS

Watch LeBron Learn To Play The Piano In China

LeBron James is currently in Beijing as part of a Nike promotional tour.

#ART

Watch A Man In China Transform Cotton Candy From Food Into A Work Of Art

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Do you like to eat cotton candy? Yeah? How about cotton candy that's been turned into a work of art?

TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION

A Chinese Man Bought Hundreds Of Tickets To ‘Transformers’ To Win Back His Ex-Girlfriend

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In the history of poorly thought out romantic gestures, this one sizzles a little more due to that Michael Bay influence.

WTF

The ‘Automatic Sperm Extractor’ (Handjob Robot) Is Coming To Chinese Hospitals

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The hand job robot -- er, we mean "automatic sperm extractor" -- is now taking all comers at a hospital in Nanjing, China. (VIDEO)

JOHN CLEESE

John Cleese Says James Bond Became ‘Gritty And Humorless’ To Please Asian Markets

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John Cleese says James Bond became 'gritty and humorless' to become more like the Bourne movies to please Asian markets.


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