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So Here’s A Chinese Iron Man Knock-Off Fighting STDs

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A Chinese drug ad features Iron Man, if Iron Man were what appears to be a giant metal spider-chicken.


Newborn Baby Dramatically Rescued From Sewage Pipe in China


Raw footage of firefighters in China's Zhejiang Province cutting a newborn infant from a sewage pipe in a residential building after tenants reported  they heard a baby crying.


Chinese Farmer Builds His Own Bionic Arms


A Chinese farmer who lost his hands in an accident now crafts home-made bionic arms that he sells to other amputees.


Worst Mother Alive Spotted on Chinese Road


A mother uses a scooter to pull her baby in a stroller on a busy road in Lianshui, China.


Video: A Bear And Monkey Bicycle Race Ended Terribly In Shanghai

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You know how people often complain about PETA because its members seemingly spend more time putting naked Brooke Hogan in a cage, trying to convince sports teams to change their names, or chastising Chris Christie for killing a spider, when there are significantly more horrible things happening to animals around the world.

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The Chinese Edit of Iron Man 3 Sounds Awesome

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You know we've come a long way when the formerly Maoist regime of China is not only allowing their citizens to watch films from the greedy imperialist west, but they're cutting said films in order to add more consumer advertising.


Chinese Reporter Covers Earthquake in Wedding Dress


Dedicated reporter Chen Ying didn't let her wedding day get in the way of reporting on China's devastating earthquake, springing into action without changing out of her wedding dress.


China Is Hiring A ‘Porn Identification Officer’

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In this tough economy, finding and keeping a job can be pretty tough for most people, but an independent Chinese organization that is totally not at all affiliated with the government feels your pain and that’s why they’ve created an exciting new opportunity for one enterprising soul.


China halts all Django Unchained screenings for ‘technical reasons’

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Just a few days ago, stories went around about Tarantino supervising a cut of Django Unchained that would pass Chinese censors.


Apparently Dogs Wearing Pantyhose Is All The Rage In China Right Now

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This is an unfortunate trend: dogs wearing form-fitting pantyhose.


Eccentric Billionaire Now Filling His ‘Jurassic Park’-Style Resort With Dinosaur Robots

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Clive Palmer's plans to clone dinosaurs for a Jurassic Park may have fallen through, but that won't stop him from ordering hundreds of dinosaur robots.

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Tracy McGrady Shammgods Yi Jianlian, Breaks His Ankles


There have been more Tracy McGrady highlights out of the Chinese Basketball Association this year that in his last 2-3 NBA season combined (Here's his first CBA tomohawk, here's a baseline smash, and here he is dropping a guy with an elbow).


Chinese Chicken Lays Massive, Surprise-Filled Eggs


A chicken in the Chinese village of Guizhou has been laying eggs that weigh nearly half a pound (three-times a regular egg) and contain combinations of yolks and additional eggs.

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Report: Chinese Military Hackers Targeting US Electric Power Grid, Oil And Gas Pipelines And Water Suppliers

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You may recall a couple of weeks ago we told you about the New York Times and Wall Street Journal both being hacked by Chinese hackers. Well, it looks like the Chinese military was behind it all.


‘Spaceballs’ Gag Is Now Reality: Eccentric Chinese Millionaire Selling Canned Air in Smog-Filled Beijing

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A Chinese multi-millionaire's newest stunt is selling cans of clean air to Beijing residents. Perri-Air?

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The Chinese Version Of ‘Friends’ Premieres Next Month And Is Called ‘Planet Homebuddies’

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EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING. WE HAVE IMPORTANT NEWS: The Chinese version of "Friends" premieres online next month and it is called "Planet Homebuddies."


China cuts 40 minutes of Cloud Atlas, directors promote it there anyway

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Tom Tykwer and The Wachowski Starship's Cloud Atlas (my review) recently had 40 minutes shaved from it by mainland China's strict censors.


Our Hero: The Guy Who Secretly Outsourced His Own Job To China So He Could Watch Cat Videos

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In a daring act of laziness, a man outsourced his job to China and paid his contractors 20% of his paycheck. Guess what he did with that free time.


Gilbert Arenas Goes Ankle Breaker With A Jab Step


Gilbert Arenas goes ankle breaker with a jab step, knocking a defender to the floor, and hits a three for the Shanghai Sharks in China.

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Chinese Censor Lays Out Exactly What's Going On In Chinese Social Media


Heavy-handed censorship begets more heavy-handed censorship in China... and one censor has had enough.

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