Chipotle Apologized For The Nasty Things Hackers Used Their Twitter Account To Say

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First Chipotle tried to trick customers into eating a tofu burrito in exchange for a free one at a later date.


Chipotle Will Give You A Free Burrito… If You Try A Tofu One First

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Would you like a free Chipotle burrito? The catch is that you have to try a tofu one first.


Chipotle Removed Pork From Their Menu Temporarily, So Naturally People Blamed Muslims

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Chipotle removed pork from some of their menus after discovering subpar meat prep, but folks online know the real culprit: Muslims.


The CEO Of Chipotle Thinks Competition From Taco Bell And Rival Fast Food Chains Is ‘A Joke’

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Chipotle CEO Steve Ells isn't worried about Taco Bell or other fast food chains taking away any of their business.


There’s A Chipotle Crisis At Penn State And Everybody’s Losing Their Burrito-Loving Minds

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A Chipotle has closed at Penn State and people aren't taking the news very well.

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From The State That Brought Us The Dumpster Sex Couple, Now Comes The Chipotle Mexican Grill Sex Couple

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Another Newark, Delaware couple have been caught publicly having sex, which just goes to show that Newark, Delaware is too sexy for its own good.


Even The NRA Thinks It’s A Bit Weird That Folks Want To Carry Their Assault Rifles Into Restaurants

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The NRA released a statement admitting that some of the actions of open carry advocates "can be downright scary."


Good News For Bad Guys, Chipotle Has Banned Guns From All Of Their Stores

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What is the gun toting, burrito loving warrior to do now? Go to Taco Bell?


Chipotle To Print Short Stories By Famous Authors On Their Cups, Twitter Responds Accordingly

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Chipotle is launching a new initiative by publishing short stories on their cups for customers to read while eating.


Polish Your Monocles, Because Taco Bell Is Going Fancy On Our Asses

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Taco Bell is going after the Chipotle crowd now with a new restaurant in Huntington Beach known as the U.S. Taco Co. and Urban Tap Room.


Frank Ocean Is Being Sued By Chipotle Because That’s A Thing That’s Happening

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Frank Ocean is being sued by Chipotle. Yep, you angered the wrong God, Ocean.


So Chipotle — Yes, That Chipotle — Is Making A Comedy Series For Hulu About Exploding Cows

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Chipotle is producing a comedy series for Hulu titled "Farmed and Dangerous" that will push an anti-factory-farming message by blowing up a crapload of cows.

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Fiona Apple Sang ‘Pure Imagination’ From ‘Willy Wonka’ In A Chipotle Ad

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Fiona Apple singing in a Chipotle ad? Fiona Apple singing in a Chipotle ad.

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