DELAWARE

From The State That Brought Us The Dumpster Sex Couple, Now Comes The Chipotle Mexican Grill Sex Couple

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Another Newark, Delaware couple have been caught publicly having sex, which just goes to show that Newark, Delaware is too sexy for its own good.

CHILIS

Even The NRA Thinks It’s A Bit Weird That Folks Want To Carry Their Assault Rifles Into Restaurants

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The NRA released a statement admitting that some of the actions of open carry advocates "can be downright scary."

Gun Rights

Good News For Bad Guys, Chipotle Has Banned Guns From All Of Their Stores

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What is the gun toting, burrito loving warrior to do now? Go to Taco Bell?

JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER

Chipotle To Print Short Stories By Famous Authors On Their Cups, Twitter Responds Accordingly

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Chipotle is launching a new initiative by publishing short stories on their cups for customers to read while eating.

CALIFORNIA

Polish Your Monocles, Because Taco Bell Is Going Fancy On Our Asses

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Taco Bell is going after the Chipotle crowd now with a new restaurant in Huntington Beach known as the U.S. Taco Co. and Urban Tap Room.

Frank Ocean Tells Chipotle What You’ve Always Wanted To Say To Corporate America

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So the Frank Ocean-Chipotle spat was resolved quickly.

LAWSUIT

Frank Ocean Is Being Sued By Chipotle Because That’s A Thing That’s Happening

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Frank Ocean is being sued by Chipotle. Yep, you angered the wrong God, Ocean.

RAY WISE

So Chipotle — Yes, That Chipotle — Is Making A Comedy Series For Hulu About Exploding Cows

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Chipotle is producing a comedy series for Hulu titled "Farmed and Dangerous" that will push an anti-factory-farming message by blowing up a crapload of cows.

Fiona Apple Sang ‘Pure Imagination’ From ‘Willy Wonka’ In A Chipotle Ad

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Fiona Apple singing in a Chipotle ad? Fiona Apple singing in a Chipotle ad.

HACKERS

Chipotle Faked Its Own Twitter Hack

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Chipotle announced today that they faked their own Twitter hack. Lame. SUPER LAME.

Baseball

Bryce Harper Is The Luckiest Man Alive

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The Washington Nationals are amazingly fortunate.

blacks for romney

Mitt Romney Goes To Chipotle, Hilarity Ensues

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Remember that great photo of a pizza shop owner lifting Obama up off the ground in a bear hug? Well I can't think of a more perfect counterpart for that photo that this one.

factory farming

Karen O Joins Willie Nelson In Chipotle Ad Campaign By Covering Willie Nelson

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Back in August we told you about <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/music/2011/08/willie-nelson-is-covering-coldplay-for-chipotle/">Willie Nelson covering Coldplay for a Chipotle ad campaign</a> to increase awareness about the perils of factory farming.




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