Chodin Reviews: The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol

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Sometimes people send me DVDs to review, and I have to call for back-up.


Guns, Horses & Insecurities: Reporting From the Set of True Grit XXX

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When I arrived on set it was a little before 9:00am.

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Joaquin Claus Is Not Real: Phoenix Doc 'I'm Still Here' An Admitted Fake

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Well, now all the nonbelievers can finally add Disheveled Joaquin Phoenix to their list of imaginary holiday figures -Casey Affleck has officially revealed to the New York Times that his upcoming Joaquin Phoenix fecal party, I'm Still Here, is actually just a piece of performance art.

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Joss Whedon Confirms Directing The Avengers, Fans Confirm Erections

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Am I the only one who feels like these red bumps just won't go away The Avengers project has been hanging around for, oh I don't know, say 30 years now.


Awake Thy Greasy Sax Man, Lost Boys: The Thirst Trailer

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For everyone wearing a wristwatch right now, I'd like you all to please take a close look at the long and short hands of your clock.

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Universal Soldier IV 3D: Dopey, Damme And Dolph

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And the award for Most Highbrow Photoshop Concept goes to.

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Hollywood Sign Saved By Naked Girls and Cocaine

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It brings tears of joy to my eyes any time that I get to see a group of greed-stricken individuals put their differences aside and work together in the hopes of overthrowing a rival group of greed-stricken individuals.

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Okay, guys, don't freak out, but I have some business to attend to tomorrow, so I must leave you in the small-and-feminine, yet-surprisingly-capable hands of my hetero life partners Burnsy and Chodin.

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‘Waste Land’ Rights Acquired: Brazilian Junk On U.S. Screens

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Oh thank God, just when I'd seen enough footage of all the ridiculously attractive people in Brazil, Arthouse Films crashes through the window and levels the playing field.

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Friday Free For All: News Fail Compilation Edition

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Friday Free for All is the time of the week that Vince reserves for the funny, amazing, or stupid videos people send him that aren’t necessarily movie related.

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Holy Sh-t: Birdemic Giveaway Day Two!

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(Just imagine, you could wear your very own purple shirt to the screening.

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Greetings, folks.



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Earlier this week I emerged from the woods and presented you all with the first trailer for Cyrus, starring John C.

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