WTF

CHINA ACTING CHINESE: RENAMES MOUNTAIN AFTER AVATAR

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Oh China, you silly little kingdom, you.

SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL

CANE TOADS PARTY IN 3-D AT SUNDANCE

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Cane toads are a lot like my ex girlfriends, so naturally I feel justified wearing this name tag (*points to sticker on chest: Hello my name is TOAD EXPERT*).

tim burton

BURTON SUPPLIES HEAD FOR CANNES JURY

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(Tim unveils the Calista Flockhart action figurine.

XPAND CINEMA

3-D GLASSES: CLEANER THAN YOUR BALLS?

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(Eric the Irreverent Dog didn't clean his glasses either, because Eric just doesn't give a sh-t.

Robert Rodriguez

FOX WANTS TO F–K WITH WRONG MEXICAN

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Undisputedly, Danny Trejo is pretty cool.

Warner Bros.

MORTAL KOMBAT REMAKE: TECHNO FANS REJOICE

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(Meet Kim: the resident, fraternity dojo ho) F--k me, I can already hear the Mitsubishi car stereos coming up the block.

TOMAS JEGEUS

AVATAR: SECOND HIGHEST DOMESTIC BOX OFFICE EVER

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Apparently Avatar was more productive than me this weekend, though I'm quite adamant with my roommates that I could have sold that ounce for a whole lot less.

WOLVERINES

HUGH JACKMAN TO ROBO BOX IN MICHIGAN

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(Oh right, like I'm the a--hole for trying to make the picture relevant.

THE COMPLETE LINDA LOVELACE

TWO KOSHER DUDES DO "DEEP THROAT"

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Time to dust off the ol' boner time machine and drop those acid stamps kids, because today we're traveling back to the year 1972 with porno starlet, Linda Lovelace (born Linda Boreman).

mattel

ARCHIE & JUGHEAD SCORE CRACK IN HOLLYWOOD

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It is with swollen balls and hairy chaffed palms that I report this sad news: the entertainment agency CAA has just acquired the rights to Archie Comics Publications.

SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL

NO IPOD REQUIRED: ‘PETER AND VANDY’ TRAILER

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(Jason Ritter: the man with four eyebrows) Those f--king hipsters will just not let up, man.

#Robin Williams

WILLIAMS ASKED TO PLAY ANOTHER HOT BRIT

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By now, my mom has probably sent everyone an internet link regarding the uplifting story of Susan Boyle, the Shrek-like singing sensation from the U.

YOUR DAD

CATHETERS IN VEGAS: THE MOVIE

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Variety first broke this story last Thursday, but to be honest, I reeeaaally didn't want to accept what I had heard.

#PAUL RUDD

GALIFIANAKIS WILL EAT YOU OUT FOR “DINNER”

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(Daddy, why do they use communion wine to test the mattresses.

RENEE ZELWEGGER

ULTIMATE C-BLOCK: KIDS WHO TRY TO KILL YOU

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As if I wasn't already turned on enough at the thought of spilling my seed inside a woman, her getting pregnant and then behaving like a b-tch for 9 months, there is a new "people die around this child" horror movie to warn me.

UNIVERSAL PICTURES

VIDEO GAME ABORTION BACK ON SCHEDULE

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I just wanted to let you all know that it's totally safe to stop wearing your seat belts, going to church or continuing your leukemia treatment, because thanks to another video game film adaptation, the world will soon be safe again.

TONY JAA

TONY JAA AND GIANT HALF NAKED DUDE FLIRT

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(Tony Jaa attempts to call a "timeout" in the honeymoon suite) I'm not really sure that Tony Jaa understands how to make love to a guy twice his girth size.


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