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Never Forget, Unless We Tell You To

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In a pro football world where wearing high-top cleats to honor the passing of Johnny Unitas can earn you a <a href="http://espn.go.com/chrismortensen/s/2002/0917/1432826.html">$25,000 fine</a>, it shouldn't come as a huge surprise that players hoping to wear red, white and blue gear on the 10th anniversary of 9/11 is a punishable offense.

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CHASE DANIEL KINDA LOOKS LIKE BIG BEN

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I'm not suggesting that anyone waste their time following the Redskins this preseason, because that's exactly what it would be--a waste.

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CHRIS COOLEY MAKES ANOTHER MEDIOCRE VIDEO

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America's H-Back is still piddling around with that video camera that his wife got him for Christmas (I'm guessing), but Redskins tight end Chris Cooley doesn't really seem to be grasping the fact that internet videos are terrible without <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkT7A3jegBc">cats</a>, an <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TGrep3PDAs">80s soundtrack</a>, or <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtG6JOeNFqY">pratfalls</a> (or if you're lucky, <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b5e66d4b58/play-helen-and-hall-oates-off-keyboard-cat">all three</a>).

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CHRIS COOLEY SET FIRE TO A DEAD COW

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Noted Washington Redskins H-Back and burgeoning internet "personality" Chris Cooley was driving around in Wyoming last week(because this is what Chris Cooley does.

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COOLEY DOING REALITY SHOW FOR THE WEB

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Washington Redskins tight end and NFL everyman Chris Cooley is the subject of a new web-based reality series appearing on YouTube.

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CHRIS COOLEY PUNCHED IN GROIN BY TEAMMATES

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/cooley-wife.jpg"></a>Redskins tight end Chris Cooley (not pictured; that's his wife Christy) has come through with <a href="http://chriscooley47.blogspot.com/2008/11/seattle.html" target="_blank">another gem on his blog</a>.

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NFL UPDATES: OCHO CINCO, BRADY QUINN

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OCHO CINCO DEACTIVATED FOR STEELERS GAME -- Bengals wideout Chad Johnson-Cinco has been suspended by the organization for an unspecified violation of team rules, although a Bengals blogger says it's because Ocho <a href="http://www.bengals.com/news/johansen_blog.asp" target="_blank">overslept and missed a team meeting</a> (link via <a href="http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/11/20/ocho-snooze-o/" target="_blank">PFT</a>).

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JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS

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Remember back in the '80s, when the Browns always looked like they were going to pull out a win against Denver, but then the Broncos miraculously rallied for the win.

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THE BRADY QUINN ERA BEGINS

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As noted below, there are plenty of activities in New York City tonight.

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WALK IT OFF

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Redskins tight end and special teamer Todd Yoder has a guest post on <a href="http://chriscooley47.blogspot.com/2008/10/bumps-and-bruises.html" target="_blank">Chris Cooley's blog</a> in which he describes the ginormous bruise you see above.

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DUSTIN PEDROIA PWNED BRADY QUINN

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As the Red Sox head to the playoffs yet again, the Boston Globe has turned out the definitive article on Dustin Pedroia, a <a href="http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/articles/2008/09/28/most_valuable_half_pint/" target="_blank">well-written but otherwise fluffy piece</a> that elaborates on the long odds Pedroia overcame and applauds his confidence and trash-talking skills.

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CHRIS COOLEY IS A FANTASY STUD

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If you have any Redskins in the starting lineup of your fantasy football team, well, you're screwed (Yeah, Clinton Portis, too.

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CHRIS COOLEY HANGS WITH BACKSTREET BOYS

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Redskins tight end and annoyingly down-to-earth regular joe Chris Cooley finally made a misstep in the world of being adored by cynical Internet-savvy sports fans when he attended a Backstreet Boys concert with his bride Christy last week.

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THE REDSKINS ARE COOL, HOMOEROTIC

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Players on the Washington Redskins have historically close ties to Easterns Automotive Group -- aka Eastern Motors -- the undeniable king of shoddily produced local car dealership ads ("Your job is your credit").

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THOSE TIGHTS ARE FABULOTH!

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Cleveland Browns interior design specialist and sangria shopper Brady Quinn has done enough to engender suspicion of his sexual preference by <a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/07/its-just-not-summer-unless-brady-quinn-is-being-gay.html" target="_blank">posing homoerotically with dudes</a> at various points in his freetime, but seldom have such tendencies manifested themselves on the playing field.

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CHRIS COOLEY: STILL COOL

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<a href="http://blog.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2008/07/video_prohibition_slayed_the_c.html" target="_blank">DC Sports Bog</a>'s Dan Steinberg has had trouble publishing video from Redskins camp this week.

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TMZ IS ORIGINAL

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This morning, sports bloggers are all, "OMG LOOK AT <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/17/brady-quinn-scrambles-over-gay-dating-scandal/" target="_blank">THIS TMZ POST</a>.

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CHRIS COOLEY WENT THERE

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Redskins tight end Chris Cooley <a href="http://chriscooley47.blogspot.com/2008/06/ask-redskin.html" target="_blank">asked his readers</a> to come up with original inquiries for quarterback Jason Campbell, and they certainly didn't disappoint.

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CHRIS COOLEY GETS MARRIED TOMORROW

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There's only one pro athlete who would start his own blog, then use it as a forum to post pictures of his half-naked fiancée while he writes openly about how much he loves her.


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