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Chris Johnson Inks Deal With New York Jets

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CJ2K is Rex Ryan's newest offensive weapon.

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A Brief Conversation About Jose Fernandez’s First Major League Home Run

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Miami Marlins rookie pitcher Jose Fernandez put an exclamation point on a hell of a debut season last night, as the second-worst team in baseball defeated the second-best 5-2.

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‘Man vs. Cheetah’ Pits Devin Hester & Chris Johnson Against A F**king Cheetah

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Are you one of the millions of people who watched 'Orange Is The New Black' on Netflix and made it <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/07/more-people-watched-orange-is-the-new-black-in-its-first-week-than-arrested-development/" target="_blank">a bigger hit than 'Arrested Development?'</a> Did you watch it based on good word of mouth, or because you saw the keywords "Laura Prepon nude lesbian shower scene.

RUSSELL WILSON

The With Leather Fantasy Football Support Group: The Promised Land Awaits

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Chances are that as you read this you’re either setting your fantasy football lineup for your league’s championship game, or you’re curled up in the fetal position in a puddle of your own filth, wondering how it all went wrong.

VIDEOS

Your NFL Recap: Week 10

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With talk of "playoff positioning" creeping into the NFL home front once again, Week 10 presented an interesting mix of games.

VIDEOS

Your NFL Recap: Week 9

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Andrew Luck is quietly leading his team into playoff contention.

VIDEOS

Your NFL Recap: Week 4

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The New York Jets were the NFL's highest scoring team after Week 1 averaging a robust 48 points a game.

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Your NFL Recap: Week 2

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By Monday's end, 20 of 32 NFL teams will be sporting an identical 1-1 record.

Spotlight

Your NFL Recap: The Midseason Report

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Before we begin, let's praise and honor sweet baby Jesus for not letting the lockout leak into the actual season.

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“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 3

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After last week’s inaugural “Suck for Luck” Power(less) Rankings, Matt from <a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com">Warming Glow</a> was upset that I didn’t include a Seattle Seahawks logo on the banner image, and I thought that I should explain the exclusion since he can beat me up.

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Ray Rice Is Decent Enough And 4 Random Thoughts From This Weekend’s NFL Action

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I’m man enough to admit when I’m wrong about something, so I had no problem making fun of myself yesterday while Ray Rice made me and the Pittsburgh Steelers look incredibly foolish.

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Chris Johnson Will Remain A Tennessee Titan For A Pretty Penny

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Holding out has just proven to have been the best bet for star running back Chris Johnson's bank account.

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Chris Johnson Got Paid So STFU, Fake Fans

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After more than a month of holding out, Tennessee Titans RB Chris Johnson has <a href="http://www.tennessean.com/article/20110901/SPORTS01/309010039/Chris-Johnson-Titans-finally-move-closer-new-contract?odyssey=mod|breaking|art1">accepted a new deal</a> for 5 years and $53.

#NFL

Jim Irsay Isn’t Funny And 9 Other Thoughts About This Weekend’s NFL Preseason Action

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Welcome to Week 2 of my new weekly Random NFL Thoughts installment.

TENNESSEE TITANS

Chris Johnson Is Going From Gold To Platinum

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In news that proves why I should wait another week before writing 10,000 words about fantasy football and attractive women, the Tennessee Titans shocked Chris Johnson - Nay, the world.

#NFL

The Attractive Female Celebrity's Guide To Drafting Fantasy Running Backs

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For millions of years or as long as men have gathered in groups to draft fantasy football teams, the running back has been the dominant selection.

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Look For Chris Johnson’s ‘True Life: I Want To Deal Drugs’ This Fall on MTV

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Tennessee Titans running back Chris Johnson got a visit from the Orlando Police Department on Tuesday.

#RAY RICE

Your NFL Recap: Week Five

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How Bout Dem Cow…What? NFL Week 1: Only The Badass Games

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Yeah, yeah, we still have two games tonight, but we're on a schedule and if I don't get this up now, some of you will actually start working, and we can't have that.


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