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Klearinghouse: The Eagles make a lot of moves

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Because free agency will be over before it even begins.

SPORTS

Chris Johnson Inks Deal With New York Jets

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CJ2K is Rex Ryan's newest offensive weapon.

Johnny Sugar

Jets Sign Chris Johnson, Become The Scariest Team of 2010

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Yesterday, the New York Jets made a big splash when they signed running back Chris Johnson, who was released by the Tennessee Titans earlier this month.

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A Brief Conversation About Jose Fernandez’s First Major League Home Run

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Miami Marlins rookie pitcher Jose Fernandez put an exclamation point on a hell of a debut season last night, as the second-worst team in baseball defeated the second-best 5-2.

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2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: Tennessee Titans

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Last year: 6-10, third place in AFC South Acquisitions: Shonn Greene, Bernard Pollard, Chance Warmack, Ryan Fitzpatrick, George Wilson, Andy Levitre Departures: Jared Cook, Steve Hutchinson, Matt Hasselbeck, Will Witherspoon Vegas win total over/under: 6 1/2 wins Verdict: UNDER Five players Bernard Pollard can injure in lieu of another Patriot this season: - Ben Roethlisberger - Golden Tate - Philip Rivers - Wes Welker (again) - Colin Kaepernick Fan forecast by Classicalite’s Elle Kaye Jung: Here but a few scant days before they travel up to Pittsburgh to down a Primanti’s sammy, ride up the Monongahela Duquesne incline, feign appreciation for Warhol’s later “films” and, oh yeah, to officially kick-off the true NFL season proper, as far as this fan oscillates, I count not greater than 1-II-c (3) variables concerning the regards to this year’s Tennessee Titans.

#NFL

‘Man vs. Cheetah’ Pits Devin Hester & Chris Johnson Against A F**king Cheetah

Are you one of the millions of people who watched 'Orange Is The New Black' on Netflix and made it a bigger hit than 'Arrested Development?' Did you watch it based on good word of mouth, or because you saw the keywords "Laura Prepon nude lesbian shower scene.

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Chris Johnson and Devin Hester Are Going To Race A Cheetah On TV

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In addition to finding another excuse to put Betty White on television, Nat Geo Wild's Big Cat Week is having a special in which Chris Johnson and Devin Hester will race a cheetah.

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The With Leather Fantasy Football Support Group: The Promised Land Awaits

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Chances are that as you read this you’re either setting your fantasy football lineup for your league’s championship game, or you’re curled up in the fetal position in a puddle of your own filth, wondering how it all went wrong.

VIDEOS

Your NFL Recap: Week 10

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With talk of "playoff positioning" creeping into the NFL home front once again, Week 10 presented an interesting mix of games.

VIDEOS

Your NFL Recap: Week 9

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Andrew Luck is quietly leading his team into playoff contention.

VIDEOS

Your NFL Recap: Week 4

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The New York Jets were the NFL's highest scoring team after Week 1 averaging a robust 48 points a game.

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Your NFL Recap: Week 2

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By Monday's end, 20 of 32 NFL teams will be sporting an identical 1-1 record.

PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS

The 10-Day Contract Life: How Portland’s Chris Johnson Survived A Midseason Call-Up

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The fourth time Chris Johnson arrived in Portland as a professional, he should have been able to take a deep breath and relax.

Spotlight

Your NFL Recap: The Midseason Report

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Before we begin, let's praise and honor sweet baby Jesus for not letting the lockout leak into the actual season.

#NFL

“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 3

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After last week’s inaugural “Suck for Luck” Power(less) Rankings, Matt from Warming Glow was upset that I didn’t include a Seattle Seahawks logo on the banner image, and I thought that I should explain the exclusion since he can beat me up.

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Ray Rice Is Decent Enough And 4 Random Thoughts From This Weekend’s NFL Action

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I’m man enough to admit when I’m wrong about something, so I had no problem making fun of myself yesterday while Ray Rice made me and the Pittsburgh Steelers look incredibly foolish.


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