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Report: Chris Martin Bought A Massage For Gwyneth Paltrow, Who Was Wearing UGGs

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Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow are obviously boning because guys don't buy massages for UGG-wearing ladies they're not boning


Which Famous Couple Tops Vivid’s Celebrity Sex Tape Christmas Wish List?

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Say what you want about Vivid Entertainment and the porn company's love of "leaked" celebrity sex tapes, but at least founder Steven Hirsch likes to give famous people a heads up.

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Jennifer Lawrence Is Back On The Market Again, Everybody

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Men of UPROXX rejoice, because Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin have ended their four month long relationship.

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BBC Music Pulled Off The Most Ridiculous, Star-Studded Cover Of ‘God Only Knows’

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For the launch of BBC Music and in support of Children in Need, 27 music stars headlined an amazing cover of 'God Only Knows.'

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Report: Chris Martin Is Dating Jennifer Lawrence Because She’s The Anti-Gwyneth Paltrow

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Chris Martin swapped Gwyneth Paltrow for Jennifer Lawrence, because obviously.

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Jennifer Lawrence Is Dating The Coldplay Guy Because God Is Dead

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My imaginary girlfriend is dating my imaginary nemesis because God is dead.


Chris Martin Is Down With Meat Now That He And Gwyneth Paltrow Are Over

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We know he's British, but it's the 4th of July, so let's give Chris Martin ALL of the cheeseburgers.


Chris Martin Joined Kings Of Leon On Stage In Glasgow To Perform ‘Fans’

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Coldplay's frontman provided some backup guitar for the Kings of Leon, as they performed 'Fans' at Radio One’s One Big Weekend.

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Did Chris Martin Just Take Full Blame For His ‘Conscious Uncoupling’ With Gwyneth Paltrow?


In an interview with BBC's Radio 1 Chris Martin seems to be taking blame for his split with Gwyneth Paltrow.


Report: Chris Martin Cheated On Gwyneth Paltrow With An ‘SNL’ Assistant

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I think we all know who Chris Martin cheated on Gwyneth Paltrow with at "SNL."

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Conspiracy Theory: Is This British Model Behind The Goopy Split?

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Was Chris Martin's cheating responsible for his separation from Gwyneth Paltrow? We will not rest until we have all of the answers!

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Gwyneth Paltrow And Chris Martin Have Called It Quits In A Blog Post On GOOP

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Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin announced that they have separated in a post on the website GOOP, and then the website crashed.

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Gwyneth Paltrow's Secret To A Successful Marriage: Less Arguing, More Blowjobs

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What does Gwyneth Paltrow suggest you should do if you're fighting with your husband? Give him a blowjob.

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God Is Calling Gwyneth Paltrow To Try Stand-Up Comedy Next, Obviously


If there's one thing we all know by now about Gwyneth Paltrow, it's that there's nothing she can't do.


Celebrity Google+ Circles And Other Assorted Attempts At Google+ Comedy


I spent about thirty minutes on my Google+ account last week, getting things tidied up after being bombarded by emails from people I don't know, and then I went on living my life and haven't been back since.

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8.31 The Cooler

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Drinks on Desiree Michelle.


“Coming Home Again…”

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That was the least Guido pic I could find of these two dudes together.

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