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Report: 11 Of 12 Footballs Used By The Patriots During Sunday’s AFC Title Game Were Under-Inflated

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ESPN is reporting that the NFL has found that 11 of the 12 game balls used by the New England Patriots on Sunday were deflated.

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BREAKING: ESPN Investigates Ongoing Matt Stafford Bridge Collapse Situation

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And we have some breaking news out of Detroit that has just come into the newsroom.

WES WELKER

Who Slipped MDMA Into Wes Welker’s Drink at the Kentucky Derby?

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This episode to be replayed on TNT every afternoon at 3 p.m.

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OMG A REPORTED DEAL WITH THE REFS! Oh Wait, It’s Mort

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Just because this week has supplied the utmost urgency for a deal to be completed between the referees' union and the NFL doesn't actually mean it's going to get down.

#NFL

Nobody Will Miss You When You're Gone, NFL Pro Bowl

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An election year is the perfect time to point out that the people of the United States can't agree about anything.

MMP

SEXY FRIDAY…And Schef Makes It A Threesome

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RECE DAVIS: Hello again, everyone.

MMP

SEXY FRIDAY: Mort’s ‘Other’ Reports From The Bus

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On July 30th of this year, ESPN dispatched noted NFL reporter Chris Mortensen on a 21-city tour of the league's training camps.

TENNESSEE TITANS

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TITANS INK SPAWN OF MORTENSEN.

Unsilent Majority

BREAKING NEWS: Mort Reports Merriman Is Done

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ESPN's Chris Mortensen just reported live on SportsCenter that Shawne Merriman's season is over and he's ready to have reconstructive surgery on his fucked up knee.

Unsilent Majority

Brett Is Striving For a Cushier Career

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Yesterday ESPN's Chris Mortensen reported (via voicemail) that Brett Favre is retiring due to his increasing mental fatigue.

throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks

ESPN’s Chris Mortensen Reports That ESPN’s Chris Mortensen Is Just F–king Guessing

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ESPN's Chris Mortensen has learned that ESPN's Bill Parcells is currently on a charter flight to Atlanta tonight.


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