Glory Hole

This Clueless Christian Group Named A Men’s Homeless Shelter ‘The Glory Hole’

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This Christian group were probably too busy being good Christians to know what the other meaning of 'glory hole' is.

IN N OUT

A Bible-Wielding Bro Lost His Sh*t After Being Told He Couldn’t Hold The Door For In-N-Out Customers

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This dude would probably feel a lot better if he just sat down and enjoyed himself an animal-style burger with fries and a milkshake.

HARRY POTTER

An Evangelical Mom Rewrote ‘Harry Potter’ Without Any Of That Pesky Wizardry

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"There is only one place to learn that: Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles!" Oh boy.

#Facebook

What Do People On Twitter Claim That They've Given Up For Lent This Year?

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The folks at Open Bible have been tracking what people claim they've given up for Lent on Twitter and the results are rather uninspiring.

PARODY SONGS

ApologetiX Is Your New Favorite Christian Rock Parody Band

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ApologetiX is probably the best Christian rock band to parody Metallica out there. Probably.

WWJD

Kindly Christians Politely Refuse To Tip Their 'Fag' Waiter At Carrabba's Because He's Gay

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Sadly, this is not a line from an Onion article: "We hope you will see the tip your fag choices made you lose out on, and plan accordingly."

WTF

ChristianSwingers.com Is Something That Exists

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The website ChristianSwingers.com allows Christian couples to discreetly seek other Christian couples for some good, old wife-swapping.

PORN

This Hilariously Earnest Christian Anti-Porn Movie Asks All The Hard Questions

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The Christians behind this anti-porn movie are very confused.

psy

The Apocalypse is Prophesied in ‘Gangnam Style’ + The Morning Links

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You heathens may not have known this, but the entire Apocalypse is prophesied in the video for Psy's 'Gangnam Style'.

wine

Alabama: True Home of One-Stop Shopping

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Here's a little mom and pop convenience store in Alabama, appropriately next to a church that was designed by a tween playing The Sims.

sam kinison

Ron Jeremy Plays Musical Instruments And Speaks To The Congregation Of A Christian Church. Wait, WHAT?

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Ron Jeremy gave his testimony to the congregation of a Christian church in Michigan. The news outlet reporting this: WOOD TV. I am dead serious.

youtube

Pastor Gives Gay Rights Speech With A Twist Ending Worthy Of That One Good M. Night Shyamalan Movie

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IT'S A TWIST, one that's better than anything M. Night Shyamalan has come up with in a decade.

PAUL LALONDE

New “Left Behind” movie will be about Christian zombies, I think

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Before our favorite sweater-clad sandwich enthusiast, Kirk Cameron, smashed up his computer for tempting him with porno in Fireproof (get it.

the rapture

Will You Be Swept Off To Heaven In The Rapture?

Well the time has finally come folks.

THE PASSION

Jim Caviezel says Jesus ruined his career

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It's hard to deny that before Passion of the Christ, Jim Caviezel seemed like a star on the rise (Count of Monte Cristo is a guilty pleasure of mine).

#Twitter

Week In Review: Twitter Lessons, Stripper Poles And More Rebecca Black

One of the things that social media and networking sites teach us regularly is that no matter how secure we think our personal information is, it's not.

VIOLENT J

Fact Check: Insane Clown Posse reveal Christian faith…

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You'd think it'd be obvious to most people that a band who released a song about how a pelican eating your cell phone is a miracle would be religious, but if The Guardian is to be believed, they found the news that the Insane Clown Posse were actually evangelical Christians to be quite the shock.

#TRAILERS

CHRISTIAN FUNDI DANCE MOVIE IS TERRIFYING

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The one good thing about psychotic fundementalist Christians is that they make hilariously terrible movies for each other.


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