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Who Dey, Who Dey, Who Dey Think Gonna Make Me Go To The Store And Buy Gatorade

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Houston cornerback Johnathan Joseph spent five years in Cincinnati before joining the Texans, and he's willing to explain the differences between the organizations in detail.

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Your NFL Recap: Week Eight

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Two weekends ago, San Fransisco 49ers rookie head coach <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/jim-harbaugh">Jim Harbaugh</a> got into a <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/10/your-nfl-recap-week-six">heated back-and-forth exchange</a> with Detroit head coach Jim Schwartz.

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Al Davis Left Some Crazy Behind In Oakland

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When the Cincinnati Bengals selected TCU’s Andy Dalton in the second round of this year’s NFL Draft, it was a clear indication that the Carson Palmer era was over for them.

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QB Carson Palmer Is Now An Oakland Raider

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The NFL is notorious for having uninspired trade deadlines, but the fine folks from Oakland and Cincinnati look to buck that trend this year.

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Carson Palmer To Raiders Unlikely, Official

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If somebody tried to pull off this trade in a fantasy league, the other team owners would veto it so hard.

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Who Dey Think Gonna Beat Dem Morning Links

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Educated sportswriter opinion: The Buffalo Bills will easily beat the Bengals.

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The Billboards Worked, Tim Tebow Played

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The Denver Broncos have been the talk of the town throughout the first 2 weeks of the NFL season, but it’s not because they’re good or terrible or anything fundamental like that.

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Jim Irsay Isn’t Funny And 9 Other Thoughts About This Weekend’s NFL Preseason Action

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Welcome to Week 2 of my new weekly Random NFL Thoughts installment.

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No Suh, I Don’t Like It

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Detroit Lions tackle Ndamukong Suh is no stranger to trading paycheck money for Blitz: The League 2-style necksnapping and ballpopping.

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Ndamukong Suh Is Still Trying To Decapitate Quarterbacks

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The Cincinnati Bengals' star receiver was <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/07/watch-the-thrown-your-ever-updating-nfl-trade-roundup#page/14">sent east</a>, the running back <a href="http://content.usatoday.com/communities/thehuddle/post/2011/07/bengals-rb-cedric-benson-arrested-again-for-assault-in-texas/1">attracts trouble</a> and the guy rookie QB Andy Dalton was supposed to learn from <a href="http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/6803427/cincinnati-bengals-carson-palmer-not-available-owner-says">retired </a>rather than return to the team.

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Cedric Benson Beat Up His Roommate

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Last week it was reported that eventual free agent running back Cedric Benson was arrested for beating up his roommate, Clavens Charles, after an argument on the street.

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Pacman About to Reach Kill Screen

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Cincinnati Bengals cornerback and former TNA World Tag Team Champion (seriously, if you'd forgotten) Adam “Pacman” Jones was arrested Sunday in Cincinnati on misdemeanor charges of disorderly conduct while intoxicated and resisting arrest, and if you've found a way to mimic that noise Pacman makes when he's killed by a ghost, make it now.

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Bengals’ Adam “Pacman” Jones Gets Drunk, Gets Arrested…Again

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*Sigh* This is probably not the news NFL Commissioner Goodell wants to wake up hearing.

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Ickey Woods Is Doing Great

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Most people remember the "Ickey Shuffle" from the Bengals' Super Bowl run in 1988.

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Cheerleader’s Story Becoming A Movie

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So often in sports we’re spoon-fed storylines about athletes that seem like they’re right out of a Hollywood movie – Kurt Warner’s rise to fame, Marvin Harrison's criminal kingpin alter ego, and Gina Carano’s gorgeous ass kicking, to name a few.

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Chad Ochocinco Plays Futbol…Poorly

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Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco started his tryout with Sporting KC of MLS today, and everyone seems to be covering this like a real story, as if he had a chance to make the team and totally wasn't being milked for publicity like a common cow.

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Marvin Lewis Takes Ochocinco Down A Peg

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Cincinnati Bengals head coach Marvin Lewis knows no offseason when it comes to giving grief to his colorful wide receiver Chad Ochocinco.

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Carson Palmer Wants A Divorce From The Cincinnati Bungles

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<a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/QB-Carson-Palmer-vows-to-never-play-for-Cincinnati-Bengals-again-030111"> What do we have here? Another Ohio professional sports star refusing to ride the wave any longer? Well, it all depends on your definition of star. If Carson Palmer is your definition of a star, then you likely refer to Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady as "planet" and "universe," respectively. Now Carson Palmer, the star, has given the Cincinnati Bengals the ultimate ultimatum: either trade him or he'll retire. It looks like Marvin Lewis may be handing him a gold watch in the upcoming months. The two-time Pro Bowler and former Heisman Trophy winner reportedly told a confidant: "I will never set foot in Paul Brown Stadium again." Palmer is also quoted as saying: "I have $80 million in the bank. I don't have to play football for money. I'll play it for the love of the game but that would have to be elsewhere. I'm prepared to live my life." Palmer has requested a trade, but Bengals owner Mike Brown said in January he had denied it because the 31-year-old was too important to the team. It was reported that Palmer would retire if he was not traded. However, according to Sports Illustrated's Peter King, the Bengals had softened their stance on Palmer and would consider trading him after the NFL labor situation is sorted out. <a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/QB-Carson-Palmer-vows-to-never-play-for-Cincinnati-Bengals-again-030111">[Fox News]</a> If you can't win with two capable---albeit aging---wide receivers in Ochocinco and Terrell Owens, who can you win with.


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