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Cowboys-Packers Playoff Live Blog

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The Dallas Cowboys and a tubby governor travel to Lambeau Field, where Aaron Rodgers and his hurt calf await.

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Clay Matthews Did a Bad, Bad Thing

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There was a lot of noise leading up to the game about Clay Matthews saying the Packers wanted to hit Colin Kaepernick.

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KSK 2013 NFL Prekkake: Green Bay Packers

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Last year: 11-5, NFC North champions, lost in Divisional Round Acquisitions: Datone Jones, Eddie Lacy Departures: Greg Jennings, Charles Woodson, Desmond Bishop, Cedric Benson Vegas 2013 win total over/under: 10 1/2 wins Verdict: OVER Five bets Aaron Rodgers has welshed on: - Would have to wear a 49ers jersey if the Packers lost to San Francisco last September.

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Clayface — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Aaron Rodgers has an extensive history of photobombing teammates.

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NFL Players as Superheroes, round 2

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Last week I promised more Superhero players with bad puns for names, and here I am to fulfill that promise.

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Packers-49ers Live Blog, Second Half

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Colin Kaepernick has touchdowns for both sides in the first half of play.

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Packers-49ers Live Blog, First Half

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Coming into the season, it was thought that the 49ers defense would be great, but eventually their lack of offensive firepower could catch up with them against teams that don't struggle to put points on the board.

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Vikings-Packers, Live Blog, First Half

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Over the summer, we stumbled across neighbors with fences painted to reflect which side of this NFC North rivalry they stand.

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Packers-Texans Live Blog, First Half

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= The second Houston prime time game in the span of a week.

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Your Week 5 Early Games Open Thread

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Clay Matthews got to realize an advertiser's drug-induced fever dream for Zaxby's.

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Bears-Packers Live Blog — Second Half

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With two offensive lines disinclined to block anyone and a Packers receiving corps that is obligated to drop every other pass, we've got seven sacks and 13 points at the break, most of those points coming from a fake field goal for a touchdown.

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Today In Linebackers Being Dicks

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Clay Matthews and James Harrison are among the best pass rushing outside linebackers in the league.

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So Clay Matthews Wasn’t A Tiny Thor Kid?

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Over the weekend, one of them innernet wags tweeted this picture of a kid with a lush, blond flowing mullet to Clay Matthews, who retweeted it with a vague jokey comment, leading some to believe that the image is actually of a young Claymaker.

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Loogit All Them Purdy NFL Pictures

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At least the kid died with a creepy mustache.

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Nike's Air Alliance Pits Cartoon Kevin Durant Against Mad Shoe Scientists

Every few years, a TV network or a shoe company decides that sports guys should be super heroes.

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How Close Was Rashard Mendenhall To Super Bowl MVP?

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There's only one rabbit that I'm really interested in hunting after Super Bowl XLV, and that's the question of who would have won the MVP if the Pittsburgh Steelers had come from behind in the second half to win the game.


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