Concussion jokes always kill.
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It's all about the symbolism.
Pro-Tip: Kicking someone in the face will likely result in a penalty.
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No matter how many wins they get, they can count on endless media attention.
Don't say we never tried to warn you.
Want to go play in the CFL? You must be high.
Pretty much losing a year for being weed-adjacent.
Rich Homie Manziel's pockets just got a little lighter.
It's Hoyer's time... for at least the first few weeks.
Andre Reed just gave you your fantasy team name.
The Cleve is hot hot hot, because everyone is a winner before camp starts.
With a deal with the feds in place, Haslam can focus on running the Factory of Sadness.
The Browns signed the dog from The Sandlot.
In this version, everyone dies.