Posts Tagged: CLEVELAND BROWNS

CHRIS COOLEY

THE BRADY QUINN ERA BEGINS

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As noted below, there are plenty of activities in New York City tonight.

CLEVELAND BROWNS

THAT WAS UNEXPECTED

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Show of hands: who had the 4-0 Super Bowl champions getting their asses handed to them by the 1-3 Browns on national television.

CLEVELAND BROWNS

BROWNS FANS ARE CLASSY. WAIT, NO: SLUTTY

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This is a video of three girls making out for a five-dollar t-shirt.

CLEVELAND BROWNS

BRADY QUINN WANTS BRAYLON’S BUNCH

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The Cleveland Browns took a big, steamy, windswept turd Sunday night against the Steelers.

CHRIS COOLEY

THOSE TIGHTS ARE FABULOTH!

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Cleveland Browns interior design specialist and sangria shopper Brady Quinn has done enough to engender suspicion of his sexual preference by <a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/07/its-just-not-summer-unless-brady-quinn-is-being-gay.html" target="_blank">posing homoerotically with dudes</a> at various points in his freetime, but seldom have such tendencies manifested themselves on the playing field.

CLEVELAND BROWNS

KENNY WRIGHT ISN’T QUITE FAST ENOUGH

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Cleveland Browns cornerback Kenny Wright was arrested near Houston after he <a href="http://www.myfoxhouston.com/myfox/pages/Sports/Detail?contentId=6215552&version=3&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=6.1.1" target="_blank">led police on a quarter-mile foot chase</a>.

CLEVELAND BROWNS

IT’S CALLED A STANCHION, DAMMIT

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Before you get all stuffed with turkey and tomorrow's football games, I wanted to revisit one of last Sunday's biggest stories -- the Browns-Ravens field goal controversy/OT thriller --one last time.

CHRIS COOLEY

MONDAY SUCK-OFF: START BRADY QUINN

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For those who weren't around last year, the Monday Suck-Off takes a look at who sucked longest and hardest during Sunday's NFL games.

CHRIS COOLEY

THE NFL IS REHABBING ITS IMAGE

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Today the discusses how all his rose tattoos are in honor of “the women in my life,” including his mother, sisters, nieces and a grandmother.

CLEVELAND BROWNS

SURPRISINGLY, CLEVELAND GOT WORSE

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NFL locker rooms are <a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/7149542" title="FOX Sports" target="_blank">having trouble with staph infections</a>:One month into the preseason, the league's 32 teams have managed to avoid an outbreak.

CHRIS COOLEY

POOR CLEVELAND

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The first version of this LeBron James/Nike spoof appeared today on <a href="http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2007/08/ksk-and-peter-king-agree-brady-quinn-is.html" target="_blank">a KSK post</a> that railed against Brady Quinn's holdout.

CLEVELAND BROWNS

LOCKER ROOM FILLED SEWAGE, METAPHOR

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On this week's episode of When Metaphors Attack.

BRAYLON EDWARDS

RAWR!

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I just got my copy of Essence in the mail -- of course I subscribe -- and I couldn't have been more excited to find the "<a href="http://www.essence.com/essence/dorightmen/index.html" target="_blank">Do Right Men</a>," a feature that highlights 60 successful black men with noble hearts and good intentions.

CHRIS COOLEY

WHAT ARE BRADY QUINN’S 4TH OF JULY PLANS?

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As voluptuous sex fiend Hilary pointed out to <a href="http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Kissing Suzy Kolber</a>, tomorrow's Independence Day celebration in Dublin, Ohio will <a href="http://www.dublin.oh.us/events/independence/villagepeople.php" target="_blank">include a performance by the Village People</a>.

CHRIS COOLEY

BRADY QUINN HAS AN ADVANTAGE

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For closeted men who like their gay porn soft-core and subtle, Men's Health is definitely the way to go.

CHRIS COOLEY

A BATTLE FOR THE GAY HEARTS OF CLEVELAND

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Something I had yet to realize until today was that the Browns' drafting of Brady Quinn puts Grady Sizemore's title of "Undisputed Sports Hunk of Cleveland" in question.

CHRIS COOLEY

BRADY QUINN + DUDES’ CROTCHES =

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My goodness that's a lot of polos and khakis.

CHRIS COOLEY

LOOKING BACK ON THE NFL DRAFT

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Hey, the NFL draft happened.


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