Philly Reporter Sigourney McCleaf Invents The ‘Tongue Twat’ (And Morning Links)

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Okay, maybe she didn't invent it, but here's Sigourney McCleaf, ace on-the-scene reporter for PHL17, celebrating Cliff Lee's 1600th strikeout with a real Tongue twat.


C.C. Sabathia, Coming To A Texas Near You

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It's hard being a Cleveland Indians fan in central Texas, but it has its perks; I was able to get a Cliff Lee Rangers jersey for eight dollars off the discount rack at Academy Sports.


Morning Links: Being a Clipper is Still Better than Being on the White Sox


Sports It Almost Happened: Michael Jordan to the Clippers - I can't hear "Jordan to the Clippers.


Cliff Lee Spits On The Yankees, Becomes My New Hero

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One of the biggest fish in MLB free agency was finally reeled in last night; former Texas Rangers pitcher Cliff Lee signed with the Philadelphia Phillies for five years and either $100 million or $120 million, depending on who you're asking.


OMG Zach Greinke Trade?!

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Since it appears unclear that pitching ace Cliff Lee will pick his new team anytime soon, it's worth noting on the last day of baseball's winter meetings that Kansas City Royals pitcher Zach Greinke is being shopped by his team.


Cliff Lee Just Outed You In Front Of Your Parents

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Texas Rangers pitcher and Yankee-killing mercenary Cliff Lee gave his team a 2-1 lead in the ALCS last night after totally skullf:cking the Yankees high-priced lineup.


New York Assumes Lee Is Done Deal

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Either Cliff Lee constantly smells like farts and vinegar or he is just a terrible person, because the former Indians, Phillies, and current Mariners pitcher seems to move more than Travis Henry's sperm.



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After Phillies pitcher Cliff Lee was held out from pitching on three days' rest, he found himself behind the 8-ball in a game that his team had to win to continue the series.

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TSS 2009 MLB Preview: MVP’s & Patrick M.’s Four-Five

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Let’s be honest -- baseball games themselves can be pretty freaking boring.

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