ST LOUIS RAMS

Old Timey Buttfumble Rag — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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The buttfumble is undoubtedly hilarious, but some people act like referencing it alone works for humor, even in lieu of a joke.

RETIREMENT

Godspeed, Southeast Jerome

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Clinton Portis announced his retirement yesterday, ending a nine year career that saw him rush for 75 touchdowns and almost 10,000 yards.

xmas ape

Sheriff Gonna Getcha Is Going Politicking

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Rick Santorum bowed out of the presidential race today and Philip Rivers is crushed.

Unsilent Majority

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Portis to IR makes for a sad Maj.

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Rex Ryan Is Here To Cooperate, Snack

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Only a few days removed from losing their season opener on Monday Night Football, the intergalactic championship favorite New York Jets are still answering questions about the accusations by Pulitzer-winning TV Azteca reporter Ines Sainz.

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TIGER GETS SUPPORT…FROM RON ARTEST?!

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Lakers forward Ron Artest, along with Redskins running back Clinton Portis, have publicly voiced support for Tiger Woods in the wake of the collapse of the pro golfer's squeaky-clean image.

Sherriff I Ain't Blockin' Shit

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Sheriff I Ain't Blockin' Shit.

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PHOTOS: GIRLS WORK CLINTON PORTIS’ POLE

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Before Clinton Portis endeared himself to fans by creating such alter egos as Coach Janky Spanky and Sheriff Gonna Getcha, he was already beloved for his episode of MTV's Cribs back when he played for the Broncos.

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CLINTON PORTIS IS SOMEWHAT DISPLEASED

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When Clinton Portis sat out of Sunday night's 24-10 loss to the Ravens, most people figured his nagging laundry list of injuries precluded him from playing.

Washington Redskins

THE REDSKINS HAVE PERSONALITY

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I couldn't really figure out a good way to end the day, so here's an Eastern Motors commercial starring the Redskins' Clinton Portis and Antwaan Randle El as they discuss animal hybrids.

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THE REDSKINS ARE COOL, HOMOEROTIC

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Players on the Washington Redskins have historically close ties to Easterns Automotive Group -- aka Eastern Motors -- the undeniable king of shoddily produced local car dealership ads ("Your job is your credit").

VIDEO TRIBUTES

CLINTON PORTIS DIDN’T START COSTUME CRAZE

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Here's another video from Old Rich People; this time it's a faux-documentary about the history of crazy athlete costumes that led to Clinton Portis's rise.

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PORTIS COSTUMES ARE BACK – UPDATE

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Redskins running back Clinton Portis, who once thrilled Internet sports dorks by holding his weekly meetings with the press in costume and character -- among the favorites were Coach Janky Spanky and Dolemite Jenkins -- is back the way we love him: as someone else.

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ATHLETE BILLBOARD PSA’S ARE ALL THE RAGE

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Yesterday, after a reader made a .

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CLINTON PORTIS HAS MICHAEL VICK’S BACK

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Redskins running back Clinton Portis disapproves over the hubbub surrounding Michael Vick's obvious alleged involvement in dog-fighting.


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