War Machine Has Been Disowned By His Own Clothing Brand For Failing To Do Alpha Male Sh*t

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The clothing line ALPHA MALE SHIT is under new management and doing all they can to distance themselves from War Machine.


In Case You Were A Decent Human Being And Missed It, Here's War Machine's Clothing Line

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MMA fighter War Machine has his own clothing line called ALPHA MALE SHIT, featuring shirts about drugs and quotes from '300.' we couldn't make this up.


Today In America: John Cena Suddenly Has His Own Kmart Clothing Line And Weight Loss Program

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WWE's John Cena has not only launched a weight loss program, but a clothing line for boys sold exclusively at Kmart. Jort up, boys!


Check out the Fast & Furious-Inspired Clothing Line, ‘G,’ by Guess

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Fast and Furious is a gloriously dumb movie franchise that has become incredibly successful selling the dream that anything - fame, fortune, gold necklaces, women, well-moisturized arms - can be yours, as long as you put enough aftermarket body work into your Honda Civic.

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