#American Horror Story

NOPE NOPE NOPE: These ‘American Horror Story: Freak Show’ Scary Clown Teasers Are F*cking Terrifying

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These new 'American Horror Story' teasers should have you sleeping with the lights on for the next week or two.

RACISM

The World’s Worst Clown Is Out Of Work For Calling A Woman’s Hair ‘Unbeweaveable’

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Organizers of the Delta Fair in Memphis terminated a dunk tank clown after his playful insults allegedly became racially-charged.

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Patti LaBelle Is The Latest Big Name To Sign On To ‘American Horror Story: Freak Show’

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Patti LaBelle is on board for 'American Horror Story' now, so this is getting pretty cool.

#AMERICAN HORROR STORY

Check Out The First Eerie Teaser For ‘American Horror Story: Freakshow’ (UPDATE)

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"American Horror Story: Freakshow" is back soon, and judging by this teaser it's gonna be a good 'un.

#AMERICAN HORROR STORY

‘American Horror Story: Freak Show’ Will Feature ‘The Most Terrifying Clown Ever’

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It was only a matter of time before "American Horror Story" trotted out a big scary clown.

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There Has Been A Terrifying Clown Stalking Staten Island Which May Or May Not Be A Publicity Stunt

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Some a-hole in a scary clown costume has been terrorizing Staten Island residents over the past few days.

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CONFIRMED: Season 4 Of ‘American Horror Story’ Will Take Place At A Carnival

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It was only a matter of time until "American Horror Story" got to its "AAAAHHHH SCARY CLOWN" season.

TRAFFIC

Drug Lord Who Helped Inspire ‘Traffic’ Killed by Clown Assassins

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The subject of this next story is only tangentially related to movies (his cartel helped inspire characters in Traffic) but every once in a while it feels like Renny Harlin has been writing reality.

#COSPLAY

Alan Moore Clarifies, ‘I’m Not The Northampton Clown, But It Might Be My Fault’

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Alan Moore -- who wrote 'The Watchmen' when he wasn't busy being a Mall Santa / Rasputin impersonator -- goes on record about the Northampton Clown.

#COSPLAY

Meet The Northampton Clown, The Mystery Guy Who Cosplays Pennywise Around Town

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The Northhampton Clown has been dressing as Pennywise from Stephen King's 'IT' and just standing around random places, sometimes climbing into drains.

NAZIS

Here’s Long-Lost Footage From Jerry Lewis’ Unreleased Holocaust Clown Movie On YouTube

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A YouTuber recently unearthed footage from Jerry Lewis' ill-advised, never-before-released clown Holocaust movie, "The Day the Clown Cried."

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Rodeo Clown Backflips Over Bull

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Dusty Tuckness completes a backflip over a charging bull to open his freestyle bullfight.

SHARKS

Clown Shark

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Good thing there's no such thing as a Clown Shark.

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Alison Brie And Lizzy Caplan Talked Clowns, Porn, And Underwatched TV Shows

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Highlights from The AV Club's interview with Alison Brie and Lizzy Caplan. Clowns, porn, nudity, THIS ONE HAS IT ALL!

NIGHTMARE FUEL

Florida Or Ohio: Man Inherits 13,000 Item Clown Collection From His Father-In-Law

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A Florida man named Richard Levine has just inherited his father-in-laws 13,000 item clown collection -- masks, toys, dolls, paraphernalia, etc. -- and it is TERRIFYING.

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Being Berry Berry Safe

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Learn how to say no to strangers from a clown in Oregon named Blueberry, who is far more terrifying than any stranger you could possibly imagine.


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