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MH370

Jon Stewart Suggests That CNN Look For Flight 370 'Up Their Own A$%hole'

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CNN has been looking for Flight 370 for weeks now. Jon Stewart knows where it is.

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Howard Stern's Interview With Anderson Cooper Is A Must-Listen For All Fans Of The Silver Fox

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Anderson Cooper is a bit of a mystery in that he hasn't done many in-depth interviews. But that all changed yesterday after he spent an hour with Howard Stern.

2014 NCAA TOURNAMENT

Let's Take A Moment To Celebrate The Great March Madness Tradition Of Vasectomies

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Let's take a closer look at the great deals that urologists offer for vasectomies before and during the NCAA Tournament.

Blackholes

CNN's Don Lemon Wonders If A Black Hole Swallowed Flight 370 In The Most Insane Theory Yet

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Don Lemon throws rationality into a Black Hole by thinking a Black Hole swallowed Malaysian Airlines Flight 370. Seriously.

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Bill Nye Joined In On The Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 Speculation And Sounded Quite Rational

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Bill Nye joins in on the Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 theories and speculation and comes out sounding the most rational.

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This Golf Trick Shot Will Make You Feel Awful About Your Lousy Golf Game

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High school juniors and golfers Zachary and Eric are YouTube stars now thanks to their ridiculous alley-oop driving range trick shot.

colossal idiot

George Zimmerman Says Farewell To CNN Host Piers Morgan Like A Gentleman

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Human disaster George Zimmerman tweets Piers Morgan farewell in the worst way imaginable. Awful man, awful.

cancellations

CNN’s ‘Piers Morgan Tonight’ Is Getting Canceled Because No One Watches It

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CNN's 'Piers Morgan Tonight' is getting canceled because Piers Morgan and CNN agree it should end. Also, ratings.

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Too Soon, CNN. Way Too Soon.

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Being snowed in just got a little more enjoyable for Community fans.

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Here’s Why The Internet Is Angry At Piers Morgan (This Week)

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It's no surprise Piers Morgan is kind of a jackass, but he hit new heights this week with his treatment of transgender activist Janet Mock.

ALISON GIANOTTO

With This One Weird Trick, Downworthy Makes Clickbait Headlines Tell The Truth

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Downworthy literally replaces the most common hyperbolic phrases in headlines with more realistic substitutes. Our minds are BLOWN. Literally!

HIGH AS HELL

Did You Catch The Stoned CNN Reporter Doing A Colorado Legalization Report For Anderson Cooper?

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A CNN reporter went live from Colorado after spending a day taking a limo tour of local dispensaries. There may have been a contact high.

awkward interviews

Dennis Rodman Went Off On CNN’s Chris Cuomo About Why Kenneth Bae Is Guilty

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In an interview with CNN's Chris Cuomo, Dennis Rodman started to explain why Kenneth Bae is actually guilty before he just started shouting.

bad marriages

Jeff Zucker Wants Us To All Have More Jay Leno In Our CNN, Apparently

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CNN honcho Jeff Zucker has reportedly offered Jay Leno a late night show on the cable news network. Oh God no please no.

awkward interviews

Stop Everything And Watch Anderson Cooper Completely Destroy The Psychologist Behind ‘Affluenza’

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Anderson Cooper interviewed the doctor behind 'affluenza' and things got awkward pretty quickly.

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Some Of America’s Most Powerful Politicians Live In A Rat-Infested Frat House For Old Men In D.C.

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Remember college? Yeah, well, three of the most powerful people on Capitol Hill can't get enough of it, apparently.

cable news

Jeff Zucker Is Planning Big Changes At CNN. Here Are 5 Ways He Can Fix The Network.

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Former NBC president Jeff Zucker is planning a shake up at CNN and we try to help with some productive tips.

THE DAILY SHOW

Please Allow Jon Stewart To Crush CNN’s Comically Dumbed Down ‘Good Thing Or Bad Thing’ Analysis

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Last night The Daily Show dug deep into CNN's hard-hitting "Is this a good thing or a bad thing?" analysis technique


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