#PATTON OSWALT

Patton Oswalt Responds To Imbecile Rancher Cliven Bundy With Absolute Obliteration

By | 26 Comments

Patton Oswalt decided to respond to Cliven Bundy. Is it a fantastic? Oh, you better believe it.

#FOX NEWS

CNN Interviewed Cliven Bundy And Asked Him How It Feels To Be Thrown Under The Bus By Fox News

By | 40 Comments

Cliven Bundy just won't shut his mouth. Now he's talking to CNN since Fox News wants nothing to do with him.

#JON STEWART

Jon Stewart Suggests That CNN Look For Flight 370 'Up Their Own A$%hole'

By | 3 Comments

CNN has been looking for Flight 370 for weeks now. Jon Stewart knows where it is.

#ANDERSON COOPER

Howard Stern's Interview With Anderson Cooper Is A Must-Listen For All Fans Of The Silver Fox

By | 15 Comments

Anderson Cooper is a bit of a mystery in that he hasn't done many in-depth interviews. But that all changed yesterday after he spent an hour with Howard Stern.

VASECTOMIES

Let's Take A Moment To Celebrate The Great March Madness Tradition Of Vasectomies

By | 7 Comments

Let's take a closer look at the great deals that urologists offer for vasectomies before and during the NCAA Tournament.

MH370

CNN's Don Lemon Wonders If A Black Hole Swallowed Flight 370 In The Most Insane Theory Yet

By | 16 Comments

Don Lemon throws rationality into a Black Hole by thinking a Black Hole swallowed Malaysian Airlines Flight 370. Seriously.

theories

Bill Nye Joined In On The Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 Speculation And Sounded Quite Rational

By | 10 Comments

Bill Nye joins in on the Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 theories and speculation and comes out sounding the most rational.

#Viral Videos

This Golf Trick Shot Will Make You Feel Awful About Your Lousy Golf Game

By

High school juniors and golfers Zachary and Eric are YouTube stars now thanks to their ridiculous alley-oop driving range trick shot.

piers morgan tonight

George Zimmerman Says Farewell To CNN Host Piers Morgan Like A Gentleman

By | 19 Comments

Human disaster George Zimmerman tweets Piers Morgan farewell in the worst way imaginable. Awful man, awful.

piers morgan tonight

CNN’s ‘Piers Morgan Tonight’ Is Getting Canceled Because No One Watches It

By | 43 Comments

CNN's 'Piers Morgan Tonight' is getting canceled because Piers Morgan and CNN agree it should end. Also, ratings.

#.lol

Too Soon, CNN. Way Too Soon.

By | 9 Comments

Being snowed in just got a little more enjoyable for Community fans.

piers morgan

Here’s Why The Internet Is Angry At Piers Morgan (This Week)

By | 47 Comments

It's no surprise Piers Morgan is kind of a jackass, but he hit new heights this week with his treatment of transgender activist Janet Mock.

UPWORTHY HEADLINES

With This One Weird Trick, Downworthy Makes Clickbait Headlines Tell The Truth

By | 5 Comments

Downworthy literally replaces the most common hyperbolic phrases in headlines with more realistic substitutes. Our minds are BLOWN. Literally!

#ANDERSON COOPER

Did You Catch The Stoned CNN Reporter Doing A Colorado Legalization Report For Anderson Cooper?

By | 6 Comments

A CNN reporter went live from Colorado after spending a day taking a limo tour of local dispensaries. There may have been a contact high.

NORTH KOREA

Dennis Rodman Went Off On CNN’s Chris Cuomo About Why Kenneth Bae Is Guilty

By | 22 Comments

In an interview with CNN's Chris Cuomo, Dennis Rodman started to explain why Kenneth Bae is actually guilty before he just started shouting.

JEFF ZUCKER

Jeff Zucker Wants Us To All Have More Jay Leno In Our CNN, Apparently

By | 12 Comments

CNN honcho Jeff Zucker has reportedly offered Jay Leno a late night show on the cable news network. Oh God no please no.


Sign Up



Powered by WordPress.com VIP