saturday night live

Breaking: ‘SNL’ Employed a Drug User!!!

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Whoa, get ready for a "Saturday Night Live" scandal: former cast member Darrell Hammond is coming out with a tell-all memoir in which he reveals his rampant use of booze, cocaine, and crack during his 14-year tenure on the show.

Reality TV

Flavor Flav Had a $6M Coke Habit

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Shocking news today: Flavor Flav, the Public Enemy hype man who reinvented himself as wack-job magnet for spotlight-seeking tramps, has a new memoir that claims he maintained a $2600-a-day cocaine habit.

Two And A Half Men

Charlie Sheen Ain’t Care

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Curse the 9-to-5 East Coast workday, because yesterday afternoon Charlie Sheen went further off the hinges than ever before, causing CBS to shut down production on the rest of the season of "Two and a Half Men.

Two And A Half Men

Cocaine and Porn Stars. Guess Who This Story Is About.

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Charlie Sheen <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/01/oh-please-oh-please-oh-please-2" target="_self">went to the emergency room yesterday</a> for what's being reported as a hernia.

GOLF

Crikey! Aussie Golfer Busted For Blow

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"Man, I wish this trophy was full of coke.

TONYA HARDING

Iowa’s Leading Receiver Is A Kingpin?

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Iowa City police officers were conducting an investigation on 21-year old Brady Johnson near the University of Iowa this week when they uncovered quite the Hawkeyes football scandal.

Two And A Half Men

Hooker Says Sheen Was Doing Cocaine

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As noted earlier, Charlie Sheen was <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2010/10/charlie-sheen-drunk-and-naked" target="_self">drunk, naked, and trashing his hotel room</a> when the police showed up last night.

TEXAS RANGERS

MLB: RON WASHINGTON LIKES COCAINE

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Texas Rangers manager (for now) Ron Washington failed a test for cocaine in July of last year, according to a new online report.

NFL

2 GUYS 1 CUP: THE LIFE OF LAWRENCE TAYLOR

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Giants linebacker and coke-snorting legend Lawrence Taylor did an interview with an independent show with the YES Network that was picked up by the New York Post, and Taylor's conversation with Michael Kay has more than its share of gems.

GOLF

SHE HID THE COCAINE IN HER GOLF CLUBS

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The jail term of a British woman started today after she was convicted of smuggling cocaine into England through her golf clubs.

NBA

DOESN’T THIS MAKE YOU THINK OF COCAINE?

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Look, I know it's that chalk or talcum powder or whatever it is that keeps moisture off his hands and <a href="http://www.mouthpiecesports.com/blog/2009/01/19/lebron-is-killing-laptops-softly-with-his-chalk/">irritates the laptops of courtside beat writers</a> everywhere.

NFL

MATT JONES IS A PARTY THAT WON’T STOP

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Jags wide receiver and noted white athlete on drugs Matt Jones was arrested yesterday for violating terms of his drug treatment program.

NFL

JAMAL ANDERSON SNORTED COKE OFF A TOILET

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Most of you remember former Falcons running back Jamal Anderson as the proprietor of the "Dirty Bird," that variation of the Chicken Dance that was all the rage during Atlanta's run to Super Bowl XXXIII.

OJ SIMPSON

JASON PETER KNEW HOW TO PARTY

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Jason Peter was an All-America at Nebraska before the Panthers made him their #1 draft pick in 1998.

PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES

THE ’86 METS HAD A SONG, DID COKE

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Die-hard fans, longtime residents of the bloggerhood, and rakish tipster John will remember this '86 Mets video, which is considerably less gay than the <a href="../post.phtml?pk=3261">'85 Seahawks video</a> but still splendidly retarded.




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