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Seven Psychopaths has a trailer, Christopher Walken in an ascot


I've been so excited for Martin McDonagh's Seven Psychopaths for so long that when ran into Sam Rockwell at a coffee shop a few months back, it was the first thing I asked him about (*crosses 'gratuitous name drop' off to-do list*).

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PICTURE: New image from Martin McDonagh’s ‘Seven Psychopaths’


Even with the 23rd Bond film, The Master, Django Unchained, Looper and of course the Kevin James MMA movie coming out this year, if I could only choose one as my most anticipated, I might go with Seven Psychopaths, from In Bruges director Martin McDonagh.

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The Internet Will Never Approve Of The ‘Total Recall’ Remake: A Dissection


When I attended the Total Recall panel at Comic-Con a couple of weeks back I found myself thinking over and over again: "You guys seem nice. The internet will never accept this."

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New ‘Total Recall’ Clip Brings Back Another Familiar Character


We have a new clip and featurette from 'Total Recall', and the clip cleverly references an iconic scene from the original as a misdirection.

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Bryan Cranston Makes First Appearance In ‘Total Recall’ Clips (Plus Three-Breasted Hooker Update)

Three new clips from 'Total Recall' feature Bryan Cranston, Kate Beckinsale, Colin Farrell, and Jessica Biel. And we have new pictures of the three-breasted hooker.

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‘You’re Gonna Wish You Had Three Hands': Quick Hits From The ‘Total Recall’ Comic-Con Panel


Notes and observations from the Comic-Con panel featuring Colin Farrell, Jessica Biel, Kate Beckinsale, Bryan Cranston, and three-boobed hooker discussion.

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New 'Total Recall' Stuff And Important News About Kate Beckinsale's Three Boobs

We have a new clip, featurette, poster, and pictures from 'Total Recall'. But first, here's a word from Kate Beckinsale about her boobs.

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Second 'Total Recall' Trailer Brings Out The Three-Boobed Hooker

"You're going to wish you had three hands," says the woman in the Total Recall screencap above.


Hanksy's Ferrell Cats May Be His Masterpiece, Introduces The World To Ron Purgundy

It's been several months since we've checked in with anonymous street artist Hanksy and we've missed out on all sort of developments in the life and times of everyone's favorite Banksy-parodying Tom Hanks enthusiast.

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Humpday Mashup Dump

Good afternoon you princes of Maine, you kings of New England, you stalkers of John DiMaggio.

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First Clip From 'Total Recall' Plus A TV Spot And Trigger Happy Pictures

When last we spoke of Len Wiseman’s Total Recall remake (opening August 3rd), it was to relay the very important three-boobed hooker news.

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Rejoice, Total Recall Will Have A Three-Boobed Hooker After All


Sony aired some footage from Len Wiseman's Total Recall remake at CinemaCon 2012 in Las Vegas this week, and Frosty from Collider provided a description of what he saw.


The Total Recall remake has a trailer. Still no three-boobed hookers.


Total Recall was originally released in 1990, introducing a nation of impressionable young boys to malformed siamese twins and three-titted hookers.

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Total Recall Trailer Is Really Here


I couldn't get a non-blurry screencap of Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale fist-fighting, so I hope you'll accept this very tasteful alternative.


Total Recall Remake Has Kate Beckinsale's Ass, 'Splosions


The idea to remake Total Recall first 2010, and just when you thought those memories had been repressed, we learned that it would be set entirely on Earth and probably be rated PG-13.

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First Footage From Total Recall Needs More Kate Beckinsale

Len Wiseman and Columbia Pictures have been keeping their Total Recall remake well-shielded from our view.

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Who Needs Celebrity Friends When You've Got Photoshop?


A friend of mine used to throw a wild Christmas party every year with a selective guest list, which often left a lot of people pissed off and questioning their friendship.

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Mega Boners: First look at Martin McDonagh’s Seven Psychopaths


I've had a boner for Seven Psychopaths ever since it was announced, and now we've got the first pictures (courtesy of EntertainmentWeekly, obvi).

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Total Recall has a synopsis. Still PG-13, still no mention of Mars


Whenever I post anything about the upcoming Total Recall remake, people react as if Hollywood kidnapped their dog and shaved it, and I admit I don't totally disagree.

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