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Second 'Total Recall' Trailer Brings Out The Three-Boobed Hooker


"You're going to wish you had three hands," says the woman in the Total Recall screencap above.


Hanksy's Ferrell Cats May Be His Masterpiece, Introduces The World To Ron Purgundy


It's been several months since we've checked in with anonymous street artist Hanksy and we've missed out on all sort of developments in the life and times of <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tag/hanksy/" target="_blank">everyone's favorite Banksy-parodying Tom Hanks enthusiast</a>.

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Humpday Mashup Dump


Good afternoon you princes of Maine, you kings of New England, you stalkers of <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2012/05/star-wars-emerald-city-comicon-voice-actors">John DiMaggio</a>.

#Bryan Cranston

First Clip From 'Total Recall' Plus A TV Spot And Trigger Happy Pictures


When last we spoke of Len Wiseman’s Total Recall remake (opening August 3rd), it was to relay the very important <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2012/04/total-recall-three-breasted-prostitute">three-boobed hooker news</a>.

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Rejoice, Total Recall Will Have A Three-Boobed Hooker After All

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Sony aired some footage from Len Wiseman's Total Recall remake at CinemaCon 2012 in Las Vegas this week, and Frosty from <a href="http://collider.com/sony-cinemcon-skyfall-looper-total-recall/162138/">Collider</a> provided a description of what he saw.


The Total Recall remake has a trailer. Still no three-boobed hookers.

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Total Recall was originally released in 1990, introducing a nation of impressionable young boys to malformed siamese twins and three-titted hookers.

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Total Recall Trailer Is Really Here

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<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2012/04/total-recall-2012-trailer/totalrecall-10" rel="attachment wp-att-61790"></a>I couldn't get a non-blurry screencap of Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale fist-fighting, so I hope you'll accept this very tasteful alternative.


Total Recall Remake Has Kate Beckinsale's Ass, 'Splosions

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The idea to remake Total Recall first <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/07/total-recall-remake-is-official-len-wiseman-directing" target="_blank">2010</a>, and just when you thought those memories had been repressed, we learned that it would be <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/04/bryan-cranston-cast-in-total-recall-which-is-set-on-earth-now-wait-what" target="_blank">set entirely on Earth</a> and probably be <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/01/total-recall-has-a-synopsis-still-no-mention-of-mars" target="_blank">rated PG-13</a>.

#Bryan Cranston

First Footage From Total Recall Needs More Kate Beckinsale


Len Wiseman and Columbia Pictures have been keeping their Total Recall remake well-shielded from our view.

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Who Needs Celebrity Friends When You've Got Photoshop?

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A friend of mine used to throw a wild Christmas party every year with a selective guest list, which often left a lot of people pissed off and questioning their friendship.

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Mega Boners: First look at Martin McDonagh’s Seven Psychopaths

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I've had a boner for Seven Psychopaths ever since <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/09/in-bruges-dudes-next-film-gets-financing-sounds-awesome" target="_blank">it was announced</a>, and now we've got the first pictures (courtesy of EntertainmentWeekly, obvi).

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Total Recall has a synopsis. Still PG-13, still no mention of Mars

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Whenever I post anything about the upcoming Total Recall remake, people react as if Hollywood kidnapped their dog and shaved it, and I admit I don't totally disagree.

#christopher walken

In Bruges dude’s next film gets financing, sounds awesome

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Any film where Colin Farrell karate chops a midget I'll watch out of principle, but In Bruges was pretty good to boot.

#Bryan Cranston

Videos Of Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, And Hover Cars On The Set Of “Total Recall”


Len Wiseman (Underworld, Live Free or Die Hard) is directing the Total Recall remake with his out-of-his-league hot wife Kate Beckinsale starring alongside Colin Farrell (replacing Schwarzenegger with a slightly-more discernible accent) and Bryan Cranston as the villain.


Doctor Who Brings Us An Extended Fright Night Clip

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Over the weekend, the cast and crew of Fright Night, the remake of the classic 1985 horror film of the same name, hosted a panel at Comic Con, which I’m starting to think is a pretty important event.

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First Look: Colin Farrell in Total Recall remake

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Len Wiseman's Total Recall remake starring Colin Farrell is set for August of next year, and in their latest issue, EW just published the first photo.

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Everybody In The World And Bill Nighy Cast In Total Recall Remake


They're apparently still going through with the remake of 1990's sci-fi action flick Total Recall, as just about everyone in Hollywood has been added to the cast over the last few days.

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Bryan Cranston cast in Total Recall, which is set on Earth now… wait, what?

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Few projects have people of my generation crying foul faster than the Len Wiseman (Live Free or Die Hard) remake of Total Recall <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/02/total-recall-remake-to-star-colin-farrell-set-for-2012" target="_blank">starring</a> Colin Farrell.

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