#2014 FIFA World Cup

Here’s A Very Strange Video Of Sheep Playing Soccer In Colombia

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As part of a festival in Nobsa, Colombia, the locals dressed sheep up as Colombian and Brazilian soccer players for a match.

POLITICIANS

If Peeing Your Pants During A Campaign Speech Is Cool, Then Consider Juan Manuel Santos Miles Davis

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During a speech to launch his re-election campaign, Colombian President Juan Manuel Santos didn't slow down as he wet the front of his khakis.

OUCH

Robber Receives Instant Karma

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A would-be robber snatches a woman's phone in a crowded bus station, only to be struck by a bus during his escape.

TRAINS

Police Officer Saves Suicidal Man in Colombia

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A distraught man at a Medellin train station tries to jump in front of an oncoming train, but his attempt is thwarted at the very last moment by a fast-acting police officer.

TOY STORY 4

A Toy Story correction and an apology to my Colombian friends

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So earlier today, I told you about the rumor going around that Disney-Pixar would release Toy Story 4 in 2015 - that many have <a href="http://www.hitfix.com/motion-captured/that-toy-story-4-rumor-is-completely-false" target="_blank">since poured cold water on</a>.

TOY STORY 4

Toy Story 4 coming in 2015, say Colombians

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"Toy Story 4" is currently trending on Twitter, and there are a lot of "Toy Story 4 coming in 2015" headlines across the internet, but they all seem to have question marks after them.

WOMEN'S SOCCER

North Korean Athletes Won’t Be Disrespected

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Despite being a nation still celebrating the all-natural and not-at-all-staged <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/26/kim-jong-un-wife_n_1705130.html">marriage of Kim Jung-Un to former singer Ri Sol Ju</a>, who clearly loves him for his looks and personality, all was not well yesterday for the people of North Korea.

POLE DANCING IS A SPORT

Colombian Women Love Pole Dancing

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Call me crazy, but when I hear the country Colombia mentioned in the same sentence with "viral" I get a bit nervous and start stocking my plague shelter, but thankfully this just refers to marketing.

SOCCER

Owl-Kicking Soccer Player To Get His

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On Sunday, as the Junior Barranquilla soccer team was defeating Pereira 2-1 in the fourth game of the Liga Postobon, an owl landed on the field after being struck by a ball, and Pereira’s Luis Moreno kicked the bird.

#Facebook

Verbatim Perfects Weightlessness, Thieves Perfect Vacuums

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Verbatim has a new Clip-it USB drive in 2 GB and 4GB which also doubles as a paperclip, so you can hold all your pictures of Xzibit together with a flash drive full of Xzibit mp3's.

WORLD CUP

World Cup Copy Contains Cocaine

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A copy of the World Cup trophy was seized at the Bogota Airport in Colombia.

SPORTS

Colombian Drug Dealers Caught World Cup Fever

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/06/us-vs-ghana-5-things-to-watch-for"> Their country may not have made the World Cup, but that didn't stop a group of enterprising group of Colombian drug dealers from trying to smuggle a replica model of the World Cup trophy through the Bogata airport. A replica of soccer's most famous statue was found over the weekend during a routine check of a mail warehouse at Bogota's airport. It was inside a package bound for Madrid, insulated with World Cup jerseys from the four teams still competing in the tournament's semi-finals, police said. Details were reported by Colombian newspapers and picked up by international media. The fake statue measures 14-inches tall, the same size and with the same engravings as the original. Colombia's anti-drug chief, Col. Jose Piedrahita, told reporters it was likely made by mixing 11 kilos (24 pounds) of cocaine with a molding agent like gasoline, and then painted gold. As stands now, someone's World Cup party just became a lot less grandiose as they'll have to do coke lines like regular people. Having been sucked into <a href="http://tlc.discovery.com/tv/cake-boss/">TLC's Cake Boss</a> over the summer, I'd love to see a rouge version called Coke Boss where million dollar playboys travel through the Colombian jungles to get elaborate cocaine statues made.

OUCH MY SPINE

‘A TEN FROM THE RUSSIAN JUDGE’

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Here's Colombian gymnast Jessica Gil Ortiz, whose last name literally translated means, "Head Bounce Ortiz.

SOCCER RIOTS

THERE WAS A RIOT IN COLOMBIA LAST NIGHT

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A <a href="http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b93_1205075487" title="Live Leak" target="_blank">soccer riot in Cali</a> which I suppose is unusual in that it wasn't a drug riot.


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