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The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason: AFC 1st Seed – The Land of Sh*t Fat Humps


It wasn't long ago that the Colts were a seemingly benign alternative to the Patriots winning the AFC.

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Your KSK Meast and Least of the Week – Week 3


This weekend, the Patriots are playing the only team in the NFL that could possibly make me root for them, the Purplish Carrion Crows of Deepest Rottencrotch (Officially: Lord Baltimore's seaside queef depot).

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