#Arnold Schwarzenegger

A Celebration Of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Best Lines, Written As A Romantic Comedy

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In honor of Arnold Schwarzenegger's 67th birthday, here are his best classic movie lines reimagined as romantic comedy script.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to play Conan the Barbarian again

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This summer, Universal is going to build you a house in your idealized past where you can play with your old toys and lost youth and live happily ever after with Scruffy, the beagle who went off to live on your uncle's farm after he chewed up your mom's shoes.

TOWER HEIST

The 15 Biggest Flops of 2011

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And now for your daily dose of easy Schadenfreude, the top 15 flops of 2011.

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Video: Arnold Schwarzenegger & John Milius on Conan

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I don't know who put this together or how long it's been going around, but after the jump I've got a three-minute edit of some of Arnold Schwarzenegger and director John Milius's commentary on the 1982 version of Conan the Barbarian.

TOP 10 LISTS

The 10 Biggest Flops of Summer

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<a href="http://movies.yahoo.com/news/summer-box-office-s-10-biggest-flops-of-2011.html" target="_blank">The Hollywood Reporter </a>recently ran a feature on "Summer Box Office's 10 Biggest Flops of 2011,"  (not to be confused with <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/07/the-top-10-floppiest-flops-of-2011" target="_blank">The Biggest Flops of 2011 So Far from a few weeks ago</a>) and even though summer isn't even over yet, I know these "lists of things with numbers next to them" soothe the internet beast.

SEAN HOOD

‘Conan’ Writer Explains What It’s Like to Bomb

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Last weekend, Conan the Barbarian opened to a meager $10 million, and while it could very well make a ton of money over the next few weeks and eventually in DVD and Blu-Ray, it’s a complete bomb.

#WEEKEND BOX OFFICE

Weekend Box Office: Wait, Conan cost $90 million?

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The Help was number one at the box office this weekend, and although America does love hot white chicks curing racism, a week-old movie in the top slot is always bad news for that weekend's new releases.

WEEKEND GUIDE

Weekend Movie Guide: Re-Re-Re-REMAKES!

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WEEKEND MOVIE GUIDE: Opening this weekend, it’s a pair of 1980s remakes, a love story that spans two decades, the introduction of Aroma-Scope (*groans*), our soon-to-be favorite clown movie, and McDreamy punching v-cards and saving lives.

ROSE MCGOWAN

Conan the Barbronian is a Cinematic Tramp Stamp (Review)

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Meat Slay Love You'll never hear me arguing that the 1982, Arnold Schwarzenegger version of Conan the Barbarian was any kind of watershed moment in cinema, but the new version from Marcus Nispel (a music video director who specializes in remakes) is still enough to make you nostalgic.

TOM FELTON

This Week in Posters: Harry Potter, Captain America, & Retarded Billy Zane

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THIS WEEK IN POSTERS: This week, we've got some Conan the Barbarian, a buttload of Harry Potter, and just enough Spanish Smurfs to keep things spicy.

X MEN: FIRST CLASS

Name that crotch! The Sexy Summer Movie Codpiece Quiz.

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Things have obviously been a little crazy around here this week, what with all of the Gloria Allreds of the Interwebs putting a bounty on Vince’s testicles.

#CONAN

Trailer for the Conan the Barbarian Reboot

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Lionsgate's Conan the Barbarian reboot opens August 19th, and all signs point to it putting the "lame" in "lamentations of their women.

#TRAILERS

Conan the Samoan gets a new trailer

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Lionsgate just released the new trailer for the Conan the Barbarian remake, starring Baywatch Hawaii wunderkind Jason Momoa and Ron I'm-in-every-genre-movie Perlman.

why god why?

BRETT RATNER OFFICIALLY RUMORED FOR CONAN

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Based on info from remarkably prolific movie blog tipster "Anonymous," <a href="http://www.aintitcool.com/node/38775" target="_blank">AICN</a> today is reporting that "it appears to be official that Brett Ratner is directing" the <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=3670">upcoming Conan the Barbarian movie</a>, the screenplay for which is currently being written by the guys from <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/post.phtml?pk=2173" target="_blank">Outlander</a>.

#CONAN

BRETT RATNER FOR CONAN?

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It's been known for some time that Lionsgate is planning to make a <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=2394" target="_blank">$100 million budgeted Conan the Barbarian movie</a>.

Crap

STUDIO STILL TRYING TO MAKE ‘CONAN’ HAPPEN

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Despite the fact that it's a creepy, homoerotic pulp series from a billion years ago and there's already been a movie adaptation of it that featured Arnold Schwarzenegger <a href="../post.phtml?pk=1108" title="Arnold Schwarzenegger punching a camel">knocking out a camel</a> (How you gonna improve upon that.

THULSA DOOM

DJIMON HOUNSOU IS: THULSA DOOM

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African model-turned-actor Djimon Hounsou (born in Cotonou, Benin - has appeared in Gladiator, Blood Diamond, Amistad) will produce and star in a movie about Thulsa Doom, an immortal sorcerer in the Conan the Barbarian and Kull comics originally played by James Earl Jones in the Schwarzenegger Conan.


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