THE OPPOSITE OF SEXY

Congratulations, Jim Thome, Don't Get Anybody Pregnant

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Jim Thome’s back was aching, his toe was throbbing and his quad was cramping, turning his pursuit of 600 home runs into a painful endeavor that made him wonder if he would even reach the milestone before season’s end.

STUPID CRIMINALS

Condoms: Our Versatile Newsmaker

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As science progresses and doctors and lab rats find new and interesting ways for us to become immortal daywalkers, we also see great advancement in the world of birth control.

PORN

FASCISTS TRYING TO RUIN PORN

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A public health campaign in Southern California could soon change the way we masturbate.

Mickey Rourke

MICKEY ROURKE ASKS IF HE SHOULD USE A CONDOM

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I was looking for a clip of Mickey Rourke presenting at the BAFTAs when I <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/02/hurt-locker-rapes-englands-pterodactyl" target="_blank">covered it</a> morning, because having seen the guy's <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/mickey-rourke-acceptance-speech" target="_blank">past award-show speeches</a> (sample quote from last year's BAFTA speech: "Thanks to Marisa Tomei.

CONDOMS

AUCTION: PRACTICE SAFE OLYMPIC SEX

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Good news for people looking for that special Olympic souvenir: There's a block of about 5,000 condoms that were snatched up by a collector, who's hoping to turn a profit with them at an upcoming auction.

VIDEOS

Around The World In 5 Commercials

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Courtesy of those crazy Frenchies at Evian American advertising agencies be slacking, yo.

WATCHMEN

WATCHMEN: PUT YOUR DICK IN IT

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I'm about as sick of hearing about Watchmen as a person could be, but I have to admit blue condoms is kind of clever.

Videos

FFFA: I AM INDIAN JACK’S CONDOM

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Friday Free For All is the time of the week when newsworthiness goes out the window and I post videos for no other reason than because I like them.

OLYMPICS

CHINESE CONDOM MAKE HEALTH SPORT!

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A Chinese company called Elasun has rolled out these clever Olympic-inspired ads that combine the little sporty stick figures of the Olympics with condoms and the ill-translated phrase "Sports make you health".


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