Nuclear Weapons

Does The New $100 Bill Predict A Nuclear Attack On New York City? Maybe.


According to one conspiracy theorist, the new $100 bill, when folded properly, predicts that nuclear missiles will cause a tidal wave in New York City.


10 UFC 162 Main Event Conspiracies That I Just Made Up Off The Top Of My Head


In case you didn’t join us for Saturday’s UFC 162 live discussion or you’re Amish, showboatin’ Anderson Silva dropped a turd in the hot tub that is his legacy by losing via second round TKO to Chris Weidman in the main event.

#LeBron James

Nike Already Made A Pair Of NBA Champion Shoes For LeBron James

Photos of a new pair of Nike LeBron James X Low Floral hit the web today, and they include the phrase "2-time champion" on the insole of the right shoe.


People Believe That Andy Kaufman Is Alive And Well In Albuquerque


With a new Andy Kaufman comedy album due out in July, the comic's fans still believe that he faked his death in 1984 and currently lives in New Mexico.


Naturally, Someone Believes That Joe Paterno Might Have Faked His Death


In today’s ADD social media news feed climate, even the biggest stories of the year can come and go in a matter of days.

#Star Wars

Star infoWars: The Death Star Was An Inside Job!

"Luke's Change: An Inside Job" parodies 9/11 truthers with 'Star Wars', which puts it solidly in our wheelhouse (on a grassy knoll next to a fluoride mine).


Let Internet Crackpots Explain The Significance Of 12-12-12 To You


It's the end of the world; you have questions, we have answers.


The Crackpot’s Guide To How Every TV Show Ever Has Been Infiltrated By The Illuminati


Are you crazy? Then you'll love our guide to how every TV show ever, including "Mad Men," has been infiltrated by the Illuminati


Money Woes Got You Down? Let Jose Canseco Walk You Through Bankruptcy


As I pointed out last week, Jose Canseco, the former baseball player who uses Twitter to beg Major League Baseball teams to consider signing a 48-year old designated hitter, now has a new gig as a columnist for Vice.


Michael Wilbon Pressed David Stern's Buttons About Fixed Games Some More


Last week, NBA commissioner David Stern took our attention away from the remarkable success of his league’s shortened season and exciting playoffs when he nailed Jim Rome with a loaded question when asked if the NBA was fixed.


Anthony Davis Was Sort Of Right


The NBA Draft Lottery was held last night to determine which team commissioner David Stern was doing favors for this year possesses the No.


"OJ Simpson Didn't Do It!" Claims Some Guy


It has been 17 years since a California jury declared that former Buffalo Bills running back OJ Simpson was not guilty of murdering his ex-wife Nicole Brown and her dude bro, Ronald Goldman.


Jose Canseco Has Been Banned For PEDs

Sorry, folks, but we did not travel back in time to get that headline.


Conspiracy Theories, Zen Cats, And Links

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The Colts Are The Worst Team In The Galaxy


It appears that we are not alone in this universe in thinking that the Indianapolis Colts suck.

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