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Joey Porter Spending Christmas In Jail

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Not accepting Joey Porter's bad checks.

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Corporate Peezy Experiencing Record Layoffs

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Today, it is my sad duty to announce that the once-proud partnership between Corporate Peezy, LLC and the Miami Dolphins football club has come to a swift and absolute end. Our time together was a valuable and cherished one and Peezy has no regrets (he never do), but now it is clear that in order to survive we must part ways.

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Who Will Berate Chad Pennington Worse: Tony Sparano or Serena Williams?

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FIX YO KKAKE! Oh, Colts and Dolphins, you're just one of those contests that was so much more interesting before everyone figured out how to stop Miami's gimmicky bullstein.


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