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Take A Look At ESPN’s Tech Malfunction During The FIFA Vote

The process took so long that ESPN's software was rendered obsolete. And of course, it resulted in Sepp Blatter retaining power. Great.

WORLD CUP

The FIFA Sh*tstorm Rages On With The Swiss Opening A Criminal Investigation

It's looking like the snowball that the U.S. Department of Justice started rolling has started an avalanche heading straight at FIFA.

CORRUPTION

Here’s What You Need To Know About The FIFA Arrests Carried Out By The U.S.

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Several FIFA officials were indicted by the Department of Justice (USA! USA!) and arrested in Switzerland. Here's the essential information.

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Why New Jersey’s Ban Of Tesla Motors Is Bad For Everyone

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Tesla Motors was just banned in New Jersey. And that's just the start of a nasty trend.

#FLORIDA

Try To Guess Which State The 'Dirtiest Town In America' Is In

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Why wouldn't America's most corrupt town be located in the country's wang?

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What’s Going On In The World of Kitties?

While we greatly enjoy Canadian heavy metal, we were talking about Felis catus and his relatives.

POST OFFICE

Are You Drunk Because You’re Smart Or Smart Because You’re Drunk?

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As a writer and a drinker, I probably don’t go a week without coming up with a drunken idea that I think is great, sharing it with friends, having them tell me it’s great, and then going to bed with this awesome idea and the monumental challenge of remembering it the next day.

#SCANDAL

A Nominee For SMH ’09: Jersey Likes Dirty Money

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My home state has a long, despicable history of corruption.


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