TOWER HEIST

The 15 Biggest Flops of 2011

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And now for your daily dose of easy Schadenfreude, the top 15 flops of 2011.

TOP 10 LISTS

The 10 Biggest Flops of Summer

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<a href="http://movies.yahoo.com/news/summer-box-office-s-10-biggest-flops-of-2011.html" target="_blank">The Hollywood Reporter </a>recently ran a feature on "Summer Box Office's 10 Biggest Flops of 2011,"  (not to be confused with <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/07/the-top-10-floppiest-flops-of-2011" target="_blank">The Biggest Flops of 2011 So Far from a few weeks ago</a>) and even though summer isn't even over yet, I know these "lists of things with numbers next to them" soothe the internet beast.

#WEEKEND BOX OFFICE

Cowboys & Aliens Smurfed the Bed

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This could change when the final numbers come in, but early estimates have Cowboys and Aliens tied with The Smurfs with $36.

YOLANDA SQUATPUMP

Weekend Movie Guide: Cowboys & Aliens & Brohawks & Smurfs

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MOVIES OPENING THIS WEEK: Cowboys and Aliens, Attack the Block (in select cities), Crazy Stupid Love, The Smurfs.

#reviews

DADDY ISSUES! KIDS WITH DOGS! Cowboys & Aliens is like Lost with Cowboys, Aliens (Review)

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Cowboys and Aliens is an absurdist pastiche of overused action movie tropes (Bourne in the old west.

#FROTCAST

Frotcast 58: Songs of Summer, Search for the Worst Trailer, Cowboys & Aliens

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[<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/filmdrunk58.mp3" target="_blank">Download this week's episode</a> here (right-click, "save as.

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IMPORTANT: Cowboys & Aliens has an Apache extra named ‘Freddy Apache’

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BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: There is an Apache extra in Cowboys and Aliens whose name is "Freddy Apache.

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Harrison Ford Was So Stoned On Letterman Last Night

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So I was out last night -- a little later and a little more imbibed than I typically like to be on a school night, but whatever -- and missed the talk shows I typically watch before bed each night: Colbert, the Daily Show and Letterman.

#TRAILERS

Extended trailer for Cowboys & Aliens & Explosions & Velociraptors & Boobs

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The new extended trailer for Cowboys and Aliens premiered the other night on Spike TV's Guy's Choice Awards and I missed it, probably because I'd rather watch my grandma's cakefarts video than regular Spike programming.

X MEN: FIRST CLASS

Name that crotch! The Sexy Summer Movie Codpiece Quiz.

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Things have obviously been a little crazy around here this week, what with all of the Gloria Allreds of the Interwebs putting a bounty on Vince’s testicles.

#TRAILERS

COWBOYS! ALIENS! ROCKET HANDS! OLIVIA WILDE NAKED!

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Cowboys and Aliens, the second release (after I Am Number Four) under the newly-reshuffled Dreamworks arrangement, from director John Favreau and the writers of Lost, Iron Man, and Star Trek, opens July 1st.

#AVENGERS

Humpday Mashup Dump

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Good afternoon you princes of Maine, you kings of New England, you stalkers of In the offing for today: FIRST VIDEO: If you liked the other My Little Pony mashups (<a href="../2011/03/humpday-mashup-dump-22#page/1">Rainbow Knight</a> and <a href="../2011/03/humpday-mashup-dump-20#page/1">Ponycraft 2</a>) you might like "300 Ponies".

#Mashups

Humpday Mashup Dump

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Good afternoon you princes of Maine, you kings of New England, you stalkers of FIRST VIDEO: Toy Se7en [via <a href="http://www.thehighdefinite.com/2011/01/toy-se7en/">THD</a>] SECOND VIDEO: Inception + The Room [via <a href="http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/01/definite_proof_that_the_inception_trailer_is_the_g.php">ToplessRobot</a>] THIRD VIDEO: The Simpsons + The Big Lebowski (NSFW language) [via <a href="http://www.neatorama.com/2011/02/12/homer-the-dude/">Neatorama</a>] FOURTH VIDEO: So much work went into making this Lord of The Rings mashup full of d-ck jokes.

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The Epic Scam Behind “Cowboys and Aliens”

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In something that may shock and surprise you, the original comic book that they decided to base a huge Hollywood movie on, and was insanely obscure before, costs a lot of money on eBay now.

#TRAILERS

Daniel Craig Has Amnesia, Rocket Hands

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Okay, now I'm starting to get new-trailer fatigue.

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Cowboys and Aliens Might Actually Be… Good?

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The first trailer and poster have arrived for Cowboys and Aliens, and I didn't write about it when just the poster dropped because it appeared to be a movie starring and centered around Daniel Craig's butt.

THE RAVEN

John Cusack as Edgar Allan Poe

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This post will be a nice little round-up of the new pictures and posters going around the web today.

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Olivia Wilde Is A Big Star

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It's been a slow news week, but even if it weren't we are still morally obligated to tell you OLIVIA WILDE NUDE SCENE TOPLESS WHIPPED CREAM SHOWER CAM PICTURE GALLERY BELOW.


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