DINOSAURS

Step Aside, ‘Jurassic World’. The Trailer For ‘Jurassic City’ Has Arrived.

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'Jurassic City' is here to trick gullible people into renting a movie they thought was 'Jurassic World'.

unnecessary remakes

Kristen Stewart’s In A ‘Romantic’ Remake Of ‘1984’ With Jennifer Lawrence’s Boyfriend

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Kristen Stewart is poised to bite her bottom lip and stare blankly ahead in 'Equals', an adaptation of an adaptation of George Orwell's '1984'.

TEAMFOURSTAR

Honest Trailers Reminds Us How Much 'Dragonball Evolution' Sucked

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Honest Trailers got together with Team Four Star to make an honest trailer for the spectacularly bad 'Dragonball Evolution'.

TV

‘Mega Shark Vs Mecha Shark': SyFy May Have Jumped The, Well, You Know

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Here's the first trailer for 'Mega Shark Vs Mecha Shark', another movie trying to repeat the magic of 'Sharknado'.

TV

SyFy’s Next ‘Sharknado’ Is Here. It’s The Trailer For ‘Avalanche Sharks’!

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Here's the first trailer for 'Avalanche Sharks', Syfy's latest faux sci-fi TV movie attempting to recreate the magic of 'Sharknado'.

#JEFF BRIDGES

Here’s a nice piece of sh*t

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Yesterday I posted the poster for RIPD, a graphic novel movie starring Ryan Reynolds and Jeff Bridges, that I described as "White Men in Black.

#Robin Williams

‘The Big Wedding’ figured out how to make Katherine Heigl even worse

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You guys, I look at this banner image and actually feel bad for Topher Grace.

the lone ranger

Lone Ranger budget balloons to $250 million-plus

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As if being produced by Jerry Bruckheimer didn't already guarantee a complete and utter clusterf*ck, there have been rumors going around almost since the beginning about what a complete and utter clusterf*ck the development of The Lone Ranger was.

why god why?

Seltzer & Friedberg prepping Hunger Games parody 'The Starving Games'

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When it comes to doing more with less, Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg could challenge Helen Keller.

snow white and the huntsman

Early contender for the worst movie of the summer?

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Here's the latest clip from Snow White and the Huntsman, a movie that looks like what would happen if you stuck a book of fairy tales, a Tapout shirt, and a Disturbed CD into that machine from The Fly and sprinkled them with cocaine.

#TRAILERS

Whoa, I think I just fart-barfed

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Here's the latest trailer for Rock of Ages, starring Tom Cruise, Alec Baldwin, Russell Brand, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Julianne Hough, and the invisible grinning face of Satan.

#TRAILERS

New Battleship trailer is all about the slow-motion ‘splosions

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Battleship (BASED ON THE CRITICALLY-ACCLAIMED BOARD GAME.

WEREWOLVES

Lone Ranger would need to gross $800 million to turn a profit

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I'm excited to report this story, because just the phrase "bloated tentpole" gets me all hot and bothered (mmm, yeah, baby, I want you in all four quadrants).

Statham

The 50 Most Entertainingly Craptacular Films of All Time

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"Mystery Science Theater" (and subsequently, "RiffTrax") has changed the way in which we watch films.

spoilers

Dream House Trailer Gives Away The Twist So You Never Have To Watch It

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Oscar-nominated director Jim Sheridan is known for movies like My Left Foot, In the Name of the Father, In America, and Get Rich or Die Tryin' (one of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong).

religion

Yup: Real Housewives of the Bible

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As if we needed further proof that devout Christians are terrible at making quality entertainment, here's "The Real Housewives of the Bible," a DVD that you can purchase online if you find Tyler Perry movies too racy.

#video games

Roland Emmerich is directing Asteroids, obviously

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When I heard Lorenzo Di Bonaventura was planning an adaptation of the Atari game Asteroids, I was super excited because 4-bit images of rocks are my favorite.


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