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The Kid Who Cried When Steve Smith Left The Panthers Got A Special Surprise From 'Good Morning America'

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'Good Morning America' rewarded the young boy who cried over Steve Smith by having him and his family on for a very special and predictable surprise.

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Parents Of The Year Drove With Their Daughter In A Crate Because The Dog Was Crying

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A young girl's parents were arrested for endangering her welfare, as they drove with her in a cage in the back of a pickup on the Pennsylvania Turnpike.

CRAPPY PARENTS

Finally, an Excuse to Say “Toddlers” and “Meat Bikini” In the Same Sentence

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I’m probably going to Hell for that headline, but I’ll see Laci’s Mom, who does not have it going on, there.

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Martha Stewart Was a Lousy Mom, Pees with the Door Open

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While Martha Stewart was building a billion-dollar empire around her homemaking skills, her own daughter rarely enjoyed those talents in their own house.

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‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ Mom Defends Dressing Daughter Like A Famous Prostitute

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The Parents' Television Council is a group of Puritanical fuddy duddies who try to force their version of morality on the rest of society by holding their breath and stomping around until some jelly-spined executive freaks out and gives them what they want.

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Huzzah! 'Kate Plus 8' Finally Canceled!

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<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/kate-gosselin-canceled.jpg"> The exploits of Kate and Jon Gosselin on "Jon and Kate Plus 8" -- her bitchy and controlling, him sullen and passive-aggressive -- were critical to TLC's rise as America's #1 network for freakshow reality programming. But the two filed for divorce over two years ago, and even the gossip magazines stopped covering their insipid lives. Nevertheless, TLC continued to churn out episodes of "Kate Plus 8" -- until now. TLC released the following statement: TLC has decided not to renew another season of Kate Plus 8. By the end of this season Kate Plus 8 will have hit the 150 episode mark (including Jon & Kate Plus 8); an exceptional milestone. TLC hopes to check in with Kate and the family periodically with specials in the future. [via <a href="http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/08/15/kate-gosselins-cancelled/">EW</a>] Hahahahaha.

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Toddlers & Tiaras Improved by Slo-Mo

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I've had this slowed-down clip of "Toddlers Tiaras" star Eden Wood kicking around in an open browser window for the last couple of days, waiting for some kind of inspiration to say something funny about it.

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What’s on Tonight: Terrible Parents

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Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC) -- Season 4 premiere.

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Update: Botox Girl Taken Into Custody

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Last week, I posted a <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/05/mother-of-the-year-4">clip from "Good Morning America"</a> in which a part-time aesthetician discussed injecting her 8-year-old daughter with botox to compete in beauty pageants.

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Mother of the Year!

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I'm probably going to be a horrible parent.

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Mother of the Year!

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You know, every time I think I'm woefully unprepared to raise a child, something like this comes along that assures me that no matter how much I screw up, I'll still be better than the worst of what's out there.

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Here We Go Again

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The Parents Television Council is squawking about the downfall of something or other again.

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‘Douche’ Is a Bad Word, Apparently

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Despite <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2010/10/ha-ha-suck-it-ptc" target="_self">internal strife and decreased funding</a>, the Parents Television Council has released a study claiming that naughty language on primetime network television is up almost 70% over the last five years.

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Ha Ha, Suck It PTC

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The Parents Television Council -- the conservative watchdog organization that bullies the FCC about regulating the good stuff on TV -- is suffering from internal strife and a sharp decrease in funding, according to the <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/25/business/media/25watchdog.html?_r=1" target="_blank">New York Times</a>.

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Shut Up, Parents Television Council

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The Parents Television Council (PTC) is basically PETA for the small screen.

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Parents of the Year!

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Like everyone else on the Internet, I saw the video of the Indonesian toddler smoking the other week.


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