TV

Try Not To Remember This: ALF’s 1987 Bouillabaseball Cards

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If you're a regular reader of our Sports On TV column, it'd be possible to mistake me as a guy with great taste in television.

#Viral Videos

Get Ready For Viral Videos About Kittens, Courtesy Of Shaq

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Do you like viral videos, especially ones about baby kittens named 'Little Noodles' palling around with guinea pigs.

#MLB

No Way He Did This Without Tearing Every Muscle In His Body

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Yep, that's Frank Thomas shooting the puck at a Chicago Blackhawks game and not immediately collapsing in agony.

no thanks

HBO Passed On Story Of Mike Tyson's Life

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Since his pride and joy Entourage aired its series finale, Doug Ellin has been working to get a few new series picked up, with Da Brick being the most relevant to what we do around these here pages.

#PRO WRESTLING

Hulk Hogan’s Great Idea For 2011: Midgets

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From the orange goblin in bright yellow underwear that pioneered <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT8rlUwOozw">Hulk Hogan's Pastamania</a>, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwE6F7md1LQ">Hulk Hogan And The Wrestling Boot Band</a> and Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes (not a real thing) comes a fantastic idea sure to thrill and entertain all of 2011's rational, free-thinking adults: a midget pro wrestling reality show.

VERNON DAVIS

Lamar Gets TV Show, Loses Respect

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Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian have been <a href="http://www.celebuzz.com/khloe-kardashian-lamar-odom-get-s138461/">married</a> for nearly a year now, and thankfully, they haven't gotten on my nerves during that time.

#NFL

Fox Clearly Gets The NFL Demographic

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In news about shows that my girlfriend tries to get me to watch, the Fox Network has made it clear that Glee will be its prime show next season, which is great news for girls and their effeminate guy friends.

Shaquille O'Neal

AUTHOR: SHAQ STOLE MY TV SHOW IDEA

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So there's that show that nobody's talking about, "Shaq Vs.

NBA

THE MCLAUGHLIN GROUP LOVES THIS GAME

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Long before the NBA created its "Where [Stuff] Happens" campaign, its promotional ads were various famous people saying "I Love This Game.

#NFL

GUHHHHHHH

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If America needs two things right now, it's more reality TV shows about the Dallas Cowboys and more attention for Terrell Owens.

#NFL

MICHAEL IRVIN IS GETTING A REALITY SHOW

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The Dallas Cowboys organization has become an increasingly ridiculous shitshow over recent weeks and months (and, uh, years).

WAGS

OH GREAT, A TV SHOW ABOUT NASCAR WIVES

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You know what would be totally unnecessary and barely watchable.

DALLAS COWBOYS

EX NFL CHEERLEADER WINS ‘AMAZING RACE’

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A former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader partnered with her brother to <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/12/08/earlyshow/series/amazingrace/main4653728.shtml" target="_blank">win CBS's "The Amazing Race,"</a> winning $1 million for their efforts.

OLYMPICS

ALICIA SACRAMONE MAKES BID FOR TV CAREER

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Alicia Sacramone, the American gymnast noted for her good looks, legal age, and massive Olympic chokejobs, is looking to <a href="http://news.bostonherald.com/track/inside_track/view/2008_11_09_Olympics_beauty_eyes_dose_of_reality/" target="_blank">parlay her fame into a TV career</a>.

#NFL

WTF

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Keyshawn Johnson, a watered-down version of Michael Irvin in every possible way, will be expanding his career beyond "analyzing" the NFL for ESPN when he <a href="http://www.aetv.com/news/?id=380920" target="_blank">stars in a newly greenlit reality show</a> for A&E about his new career as.

DAMN GOVERNMENT

BARKLEY STILL WANTS TO BE GOVERNOR

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Charles Barkley is still serious about running for governor, as he told ESPN back in <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2576203">2006.</a> Barkley, or The Only Reason To Watch The NBA On TNT, as I refer to him in idle conversation at formal dinners, sat down with <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/10/27/brown.barkley/index.html">CNN</a>'s Campbell Brown to talk politics.

VOLLEYBALL

COLLEGE VOLLEYBALL IN IOWA JUST GOT SEXY

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I haven't seen an episode of "America's Next Top Model" in years, and I've never heard of Grand View College before, but hey guess what.

SOCCER

MOM OF THE YEAR

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Erek Brown had his ear bitten off by a dog, then had it reattached over the course of three surgeries.


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