SHOWERS

The Saddest Dude Ever Made His Shower Head Look Like A Beautiful Girl

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Please do not turn your shower heads into people. Thank you.

PROBABLY FAKE BUT I DON'T CARE

A Woman Is Reportedly Seeking A Divorce Because Her Husband Didn’t Like ‘Frozen’

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Today in 'Fun but Possibly Fake News,' a Japanese woman left her husband after he told her that he just didn't like 'Frozen.'

TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR

Charles Bronson Smothered Himself In Butter And Attacked 12 Guards Because Arsenal Won The FA Cup

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Tottenham fan and Britain's most notorious prisoner Charles Bronson fought 12 guards because he couldn't stand that Arsenal beat Hull City.

HOT DOGS

Hot Dog Enthusiasts Demand Satisfaction In the Form Of A Hot Dog Emoji

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The general manager of the Superdawg Drive-In in Wheeling, IL, is leading the charge to get a hot dog icon added into the Emoji lexicon.

#Twitter

Did A Teen Girl Break Her Dog’s Neck Because One Direction Wouldn’t Follow Her On Twitter?

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One Direction fans are the most mentally unstable people in the world. Here's proof.

RHUBARB

The Crazy Lady Caught Stealing Rhubarb Is A Real-Life Roz From ‘Monsters Inc.’

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An absolutely bonkers lady, who sounds like Roz from "Monsters Inc.," tries to steal some rhubarb, and gets away with it.

RHUBARB

Crazy Rhubarb Lady

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This woman caught stealing rhubarb from a neighbor's property doesn't seem too apologetic.

the subway

Watch This Naked Acrobat Terrify Passersby In The San Francisco Subway

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An acrobat was arrested in a San Francisco BART station after he attacked and scared people while completely naked and performing random tricks.

san francisco

Anti-Semitic Elmo Is Back With Some Wild New Claims About The Girl Scouts

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Things have been bad enough for the real Elmo character lately, so it certainly doesn’t help that some phony, anti-semitic Elmo is out there spouting hateful things at children in New York City.

VICE

The John McAfee Saga Just Gets Nuttier And Nuttier

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With each passing day John McAfee seems to be less real person and more like a character straight out of a Robert Ludlum or John Grisham novel.

#Twitter

Twitter Has Finally Had Enough Of Nikki Finke

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Last week, <a href="http://widget.uproxx.com/b/3/http://moviecitynews.com/category/mcn-blogs/the-hot-blog/">David Poland of The Hot Blog</a> Tweeted that cantankerous, self-imposed ruler of all things Hollywood Nikki Finke <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/08/surprise-nikki-finke-is-threatening-people-over-a-twitter-parody-account">had been sending him threats via email</a> because he retweeted an account that parodied her.

#Twitter

Surprise! Nikki Finke Is Threatening People Over A Twitter Parody Account

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There’s a funny little story I like to tell at my Hollywood swingers parties on board the Sony Pictures invisible yacht.

THIS GUY IS INSANE

Popek Rak Is Officially In Need Of An Intervention

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If you aren't familiar with the works of Popek Rak, he's a Polish rapper (or <a href="http://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popek_(raper)" target="_blank">"raper"</a>) turned MMA fighter with a career record of 2-1, a desire to mutilate his body in one way or another and nobody telling him to stop being such a dumb idiot.

PUNK

Former Member Of Punk Band Cro-Mags Stabs And Bites Current Members Of Punk Band Cro-Mags

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"A former member of hardcore punk band Cro-Mags attacked two of the group’s current members with a hunting knife in a dressing room before a show."

NEW YORK

VIDEO: Jew-Hating Elmo Kicked Out of Central Park Zoo

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They say mental illness isn't funny, but when I say "they" I mean my dishwasher and mailbox, and those two liars are always spreading rumors about me.

#craigslist

BREAKING: Awful Person Looking For Roommate On Craigslist

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As a general rule, the longer the Craigslist posting, the more likely the person posting is to be insane.


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