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Dave Lamont Will Fight You All

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Dave Lamont has been a somewhat popular fixture in South Florida college sports broadcasting, as a talk radio host, play-by-play for ESPN college football action, and calling SEC basketball games, but today he’s a star for his work as the voice of Florida Atlantic University football.

RUSSIA

Red Alert: Crazy Russian On The Loose

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In 1999, Vyacheslav Datsik became a popular name in the world of mixed martial arts when he shockingly defeated Andrei Arlovski at the MFC World Championship after Arlovski had been kicking his ass during most of the fight.

STEPHON MARBURY

Starbury To Heat? Don’t Call Us, We’ll Call You

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Starbury is widely coveted for his Vaseline-eating abilities.

#MLB

Some People Have Way Too Much Money

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With the first pick of the 2010 Major League Baseball Draft, the Washington Nationals selected San Diego State phenom Stephen Strasburg.

YEAR ONE

OBESE GAYS MAKE VICTORIA JACKSON CRY

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Hey, remember back the late 80s when Victoria Jackson was on SNL, and people were like, "Aw, she's a kooky, child-like blonde, that's kind of a fun shtick.

SWIMMING

A WOMAN SWAM ACROSS THE ATLANTIC

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For reasons far beyond my comprehension, a woman has swum across the Atlantic Ocean.

TOUGH GUY CHALLENGE

THE TOUGH GUY CHALLENGE OWNS, PART 2

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Yesterday, the Tough Guy Challenge gave us such visual delights as people exhaling freezing muddy water, people running through fire, and (of course) a stud in the Borat monokini.

TOUGH GUY CHALLENGE

THE TOUGH GUY CHALLENGE OWNS

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The Tough Guy Competition took place in England yesterday, and thousands of awesomely masochistic people competed in the 8-mile endurance course that included obstacles with barbed wire, fire, mud, and icy water.

ORLANDO MAGIC

HEDO TURKOGLU INSPIRES NAKED LUST

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Even though his Orlando Magic got bounced from the playoffs last night, Hedo Turkoglu can't hang his head for long, not just because he won the NBA's Most Improved Player award, was a go-to shooter in the playoffs (albeit one who couldn't make said critical shots) and was an easy choice for the league All-Beard team.

DELONTE WEST

DELONTE WEST HAS DISCONNECTED THOUGHTS

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Delonte West is currently of the Cavaliers, formerly of the Celtics and forever carrier of a nasty strain of the herp.


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