Crime

Arizona’s Execution Of Convicted Murderer Finally Succeeds After Two Hours Of ‘Gasping And Snorting’

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Joseph Rudolph Wood III was executed in Arizona on Wednesday. The process did not go according to plan.

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Oregon State Police Just Apprehended The Internet’s Newest Celebrity

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Move over, Sexy Mugshot Guy, because this wanted murderer may have just won our hearts.

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This Reporter Was Robbed Outside Of A Police Station While Doing A Live Story On Robberies

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This Oakland news reporter had her purse snatched in the middle of doing a live news story about crime.

David Schwimmer, Crimefighter, Helps NYC Police Solve Prostitute Stabbing Case

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David Schwimmer helped NYC authorities solve a crime over the holiday weekend involving a prostitute and knife fight. All in a day's work!

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Cool Off With The Story Of The Ice Cream Man Busted For Selling Meth Out Of His Ice Cream Truck

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This man decided to sell a bit more than ice cream to his local neighborhood.

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A Group Of Ninjas Wearing Fedoras Are Robbing The Wealthy In Southwestern Florida

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Authorities are on the lookout for a group of mysterious ninjas wearing fedoras after a string of robberies in Florida.

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Meet The Woman Who Was Arrested For Bestiality After Trolling Craigslist For A Horse

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This is the oddest crime story featuring a horse you will read this week. No doubt.

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A Local Pennsylvania KKK Chapter Has Helpfully Started A Neighborhood Watch

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Residents of Fairview Township in central Pennsylvania woke up Friday morning to helpful KKK flyers in response to a string of break-ins.

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Watch This Insane Video Of A Woman Being Mugged While Giving A Live Interview About Lack Of Police

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A Rio de Janeiro news crew was interviewing this woman about the high rate of crime when some mugger attempted to rip a gold chain off of her neck.

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A North Carolina Man Allegedly Posed As A Wal-Mart Shoe Salesman To Suck Toes

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This North Carolina man decided that Wal-Mart was the place to go to in order to suck random toes.

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Watch This Insane Video Of A Delaware Man High On PCP Climb On Top Of An SUV And Strip Naked

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A woman was stopped at a red light when a man high on PCP climbed onto the roof of her vehicle and stripped bare ass naked. All in a day's work, Delaware.

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Florida Man Discovers Skeletal Human Remains While Picking Up Trash On The Side Of The Road

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The most Florida man ever discovered a garbage bag full of skeletal human remains along a wooded road where trees had recently been trimmed.

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Bad News: Some Ladies Stole Hulk Hogan's Shoe. Worse News: It Was Going To Be Auctioned For Charity.

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A woman stole an autographed Hulk Hogan shoe from the wrestler's restaurant in Florida, and that shoe was supposed to be auctioned for charity.

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This Afternoon’s Distraction Is Brought To You By A Man Arrested Wearing A Cookie Monster Onesie

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All you need to know about this story is that a man was arrested wearing a Cookie Monster Onesie.

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TMZ Claims It Has Video Of Ray Rice Dragging His Unconscious Fiancee After Alleged Attack

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TMZ has released footage of what they claim is Ray Rice dragging his unconscious fiancee out of an elevator in an Atlantic City casino last weekend after he allegedly knocked her out.

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Stand-up Comic Jeff Dye’s Story About Mike Vanderjagt Is A Lesson In Self-Incrimination

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The latest edition of Comedy Central's 'This is Not Happening' features comic Jeff Dye telling a story about Mike Vanderjagt that could get him arrested.

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You Won’t Believe How Much Money This Lunch Lady Stole From A High School Cafeteria

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Or: How to live like the finest cafeteria worker in all of Lunch Lady Land.

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BREAKING: Cops Raid Justin Bieber’s House After Vicious Egg Attack On Neighbor

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Go ahead and start printing up those "Free Justin Bieber" t-shirts, all you entrepreneurs out there. Biebs may be going to jail.

Crime

Pro-Tip: Don’t Home-Invade a MMA Fighter

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If you're going to invade somebody's house, make sure their job isn't beating the crap out of people, because … well, you know, it won't end well for you.

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Check Out This Oregon Couple That Tried To Tip Their Waitress With Crystal Meth

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You would think that a waitress would love being tipped in crystal meth by a skeevy looking couple, but this isn't the America I was raised in anymore.




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