CHILD ABUSE

A Phoenix Mother Has Been Accused Of Giving Her Baby Cigarette Butts To Teethe On

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Authorities believe the mother also gave adult-only ZzzQuil to her other children.

stolen identity

A DEA Agent Is Being Sued Over A Decoy Facebook Page Created With A Suspect’s Personal Information

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Was this DEA agent fair in setting up a decoy account using the personal information of a woman arrested for cocaine? They seem to think so.

Apple iPhone

Police Official Claims ‘Apple Will Become The Phone Of Choice For The Pedophile’

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Apple's latest operating system is so secure, even a warrant won't help police "crack" the iPhone.

Criminals

Men On Social Media Are Losing Their Sh*t Because Of This Woman’s Sexy Mugshot

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Is this woman the sexiest criminal in the world? Would you pay her bail?

THE THREAD COUNT

The Thread Count: A Fashionable History of Wrestling’s Law And Order

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This week, our dedicated pro wrestling fashion column looks at pro wrestling's best cops, criminals and lawyers.

LUNCH LADY LAND

You Won’t Believe How Much Money This Lunch Lady Stole From A High School Cafeteria

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Or: How to live like the finest cafeteria worker in all of Lunch Lady Land.

police

Handcuffed Suspect Steals Police Car in Texas

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Texas authorities are searching for a suspect who stole a police car while in handcuffs.

#FLORIDA

Assistant Coach Doesn’t Like Unsportsmanlike Conduct Call, Punches Ref Because ‘Sportsmanship’

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An unsportsmanlike conduct call turned into for-real unsportsmanlike conduct during a game between the West Park Saints and Miramar Patriots in West Park, FL, on Saturday.

#JENNIFER LAWRENCE

Nyansanity: Jeremy Lin As Nyan Cat And Thursday Morning Links

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If you didn't think this would exist, welcome to the Internet.

#PRO WRESTLING

Armed Robbery Foiled By Good Samaritans Who Are Also Jiu-Jitsu Monsters

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In the best "whoops, I picked the wrong hotel" story since the <a href="http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/archive/b97.html">Milwaukee Brewers ended up in cohabitation with a Furries convention</a>, 31-year-old Luis Rosales tried to rob a Koreatown Los Angeles hotel and got choked the f**k out by two guys who stepped off an elevator while it was going down and just so happened to be Jiu-Jitsue No-Gi Championship competitors.

#FLORIDA

Who Fought the Law and Who Won?

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Crime is always a reliable topic for news reportage, because the laws of man and the laws of human stupidity intersect on a fairly regular basis.

#Jay Z

Yankees Fans Are Hardened Criminals

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In perhaps the greatest crime discovery in the history of modern justice, the New York Times has reviewed the New York City Police Department’s news releases, surveillance videos, suspect sketches and other media reporters to discover that criminals in the Big Apple support the New York Yankees.

Shoplifting

Who’s Dumber: Cops or Crooks? You Decide!

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Normally we just do posts about stupid criminals, but since there are lots of those, we thought we'd vary it up with a story of a colossally retarded shoplifter, cops who clearly can't handle an Allen wrench, and a sex tape that's incriminating in the literal sense.

#TRAILERS

TRAILER FOR ‘BRONSON’

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Rarely pictured without his giant front-wheeled bicycle As most of you know, Death Wish actor Charles Bronson is my second favorite Bronson, behind Pinchot.


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