Posts Tagged: CRISTIANO RONALDO

ATLETICO MADRID

Cristiano Ronaldo Got Served Hard By A Ball Boy And It Is Wonderful

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Cristiano Ronaldo vs. a ball boy. Who ya got? Watch as a regular kid gains internet infamy by telling a soccer superstar to go f*ck himself.

PORTUGAL

Cristiano Ronaldo Attended The Unveiling Of His Wax Figure And/Or Sex Doll

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Madrid's Museo de Cera welcomed Cristiano Ronaldo this weekend, as they unveiled the soccer star's new wax statue.

AWKWARD

Cristiano Ronaldo Swings A Baseball Bat Like A Soccer Player Would

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Soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo stopped by Dodgers Stadium last night to throw out the ceremonial first pitch and rub elbows with Yasiel Puig and, for some strange reason, Samuel L.

ART

Cristiano Ronaldo Flip Book Highlight Reel

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Here's an impressive hand-drawn flip book showcasing the skills of soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo.

ANDRESSA URACH

Did Cristiano Ronaldo Cheat On Irina Shayk With Miss Bum Bum Brasil? Sure, Why Not?

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Cristiano Ronaldo is a world class athlete who is immensely wealthy and considered to be one of the most attractive men on the planet by women everywhere.

ALVARO ARBELOA

Soccer: Sports’ New Leader In Crippling Sadness

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We don't write a lot about soccer at With Leather, and when we do, it's usually about <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/02/this-police-dog-really-loves-soccer" target="_blank">dogs running out onto the field</a>, <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/arianny-celeste-soccer-shoot-maxim-korea-pictures#page/1" target="_blank">Arianny Celeste's nipples posing for cheesecake photos with a soccer ball</a> or <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/05/the-best-part-of-soccer-is-when-everybody-punches-everybody-else" target="_blank">crazy fan brawls</a>.

CRISTIANO RONALDO

Mario Balotelli Didn't Need To Win Euro 2012

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Italy may have had its meatballs snipped off by Spain <a href="http://world.time.com/2012/07/02/la-rojas-stunning-euro-2012-success-enthralls-a-depressed-spain/">with a 4-0 loss in the Euro 2012 Final</a>, but that doesn’t mean it’s all misery and depression for Mario Balotelli and Co.

CRISTIANO RONALDO

Forbes' Top 10 Highest Paid Athletes Is A Real Likable Bunch

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I don’t know about you hard-working folks, but when I hear that Forbes has <a href="http://www.forbes.com/sites/kurtbadenhausen/2012/06/18/mayweather-tops-list-of-the-worlds-100-highest-paid-athletes/">released its list of the 100 Highest Paid Athletes</a>, it might as well be Christmas morning to me.

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LeBron, Tiger Woods Place High On Depressing Forbes Celebrity Power List

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Forbes magazine today released their annual <a href="http://www.forbes.com/celebrities/#p_1_s_a0_All%20categories_" target="_blank">The World's Most Powerful Celebrities</a>, a top 100 list that ranks stars based on press coverage, social media buzz and whose agents paid Forbes the most money to put them on a list.

BRAZIL

The World's Most Popular Tweeter Is… Kaká?

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If you had asked me to name the athlete with the most followers on Twitter, I would have asked for a hint.

CHICKS WHO BANG ATHLETES

This Week In Chicks Who Bang Athletes

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Kim Kardashian recently wrapped up her miserable failure World AIDS Day fundraiser by taking time out to update E.

BYU COUGARS

Soccer Player Channels Inner Zombie

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Over the weekend, people in faraway lands gathered for the purpose of kicking a ball around a field, and other people gathered to watch it and later they all got together to look down on me for not liking soccer.

CRISTIANO RONALDO

REAL MADRID ROLLS OUT NEWEST PURCHASE

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Real Madrid won't have another match for two weeks, but that didn't stop the Spanish Champions League club from opening its doors for a preview of <a href="http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/UVEJgQ-hFEE/Official+Presentation+Cristiano+Ronaldo+Real/q1Q9kweWQOe/Cristiano+Ronaldo">their new acquisition</a>, Cristiano Ronaldo, arguably the greatest soccer player in the world.

CRISTIANO RONALDO

RONALDO ALMOST CERTAINLY DID PARIS HILTON

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As the athlete's celebratory cry for the team achievement has long been, "I'm going to Disneyland," the new exclamation for the more provocative sportsman might be, "I'm gonna blow a load into Paris Hilton.

AUTOS

CRISTIANO RONALDO IS A GREAT DRIVER

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Manchester United star/prostitute aficionado Cristiano Ronaldo was driving from Manchester Airport when <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2109674.ece" target="_blank">he totaled his $300,000 Ferrari</a>.

SOCCER

CRISTIANO RONALDO CUCKOLDS MILLIONAIRE

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Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2013595.ece" target="_blank">has a new girlfriend</a>, and if you had "25-year-old Ukrainian face of a Russian mail-order bride website who happens to be married to a 50-year-old millionaire" in the Ronaldo pool, collect your money.

SOCCER

CRISTIANO RONALDO: DEFINITELY A BITCH

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I understand there are still pockets of America that don't follow events in the English Premier League (or Barclay's or whatever they're calling it now), so I'll fill you in: the big match this weekend was between the old rivals of Manchester.

CRISTIANO RONALDO

SOCCER PLAYERS SHARE HOOKERS, CAKE

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Manchester United/Portuguese teammates "Nani" Cunha and Cristiano Ronaldo famously shared women at <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=3777" target="_self">Ronaldo's five-hooker orgy</a>, which makes blowing out birthday candles together over a glass of white wine either more gay or less gay.

CRISTIANO RONALDO

REMEMBER THIS CHICK? SHE’S TALKING NOW.

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Nereida Gallardo was all over this site when she was dating Manchester United striker Cristiano Ronaldo.


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