Music Critic Writes That He’d Rather Have Ebola Than Watch Florida-Georgia Line Perform ‘Bro-Country’ Songs

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A music critic obliterated Bro Country's biggest stars by writing that having Ebola would be better than seeing Florida-Georgia Line again.


‘Interstellar’ Backlash Now Set To Hit 9 Days Before The Public Can See It, Experts Say

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The 12 people who've seen Christopher Nolan's 'Interstellar' are bitterly debating it.


The Michael Bay Review Graph Seems To Show A Distinct Trend

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This graph of Michael Bay's reviews over time seems to suggest that he's not just making crappy movies, but progressively crappier movies.


‘Transformers: Age of Extinction’ Might Be Michael Bay’s Worst Movie Yet

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Could 'Transformers: Age of Extinction' be Michael Bay's worst movie? That would really be saying something.


‘Does The Dog Die?’ Rates Movies Based On One Important Consideration

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DoesTheDogDie.com is a new website that ranks movies based on important dog-death criteria.


For His 72nd Birthday, A Look Back At Roger Ebert’s Best Bad Movie Reviews

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Roger Ebert may be gone, but his reviews of terrible movies will remain with us for the rest of time.

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A Feast Of Tortured Food Metaphors In Reviews Of ‘Chef’

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The release of 'Chef' proved irresistible to punning linguists all over the review-tubes.


Paramedics Called To ‘Raid 2′ Premiere: ‘The Most Violent Mainstream Film Since Passion Of The Christ’

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Paramedics were called after a guy fainted during the premiere of The Raid 2, which early reviews call "the most violent mainstream film since Passion of the Christ."


Armond White Has Been Kicked Out Of The New York Film Critics Circle

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Three-time NYFCC Chairman was expelled from the NYFCC in an emergency vote this morning.


A Response To The Journalist Who Asked Lena Dunham Why She’s Naked So Much On ‘Girls’

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My response to the journalist who asked Lena Dunham why she's naked so much in Girls and then couldn't figure out why Judd Apatow got mad.


The Danish Film Critics Put on Their Oh Faces For This Nymphomaniac Parody

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A group of Danish film critics put on their oh faces for a parody of Nymphomaniac's orgasm posters. It wasn't as disgusting as you'd expect from film critics.

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I Guess Someone Considered James Franco’s Sh*t

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You may remember that a week ago today, A24 released <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/12/a24-releases-for-your-consideration-video-james-franco-spring-breakers" target="_blank">a For Your Consideration video for James Franco</a>, urging awards voters to consider Franco's landmark "LOOK.


The Most Irate Responses To Negative Hobbit Reviews By Commenters Who Haven’t Seen The Hobbit Yet

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The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug doesn't open for another week, but that didn't stop critics from posting negative reviews of it, or commenters who haven't seen the film from leaving angry, misspelled attacks on those critics. A+ internets.

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Quit Judging Kim Kardashian People! She’s A Hard Working Mom And Stuff!

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These critics of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West just need to stop. They are parenting just the way they need to according to their hard working lifestyle.


Shut Up, People Who Are Complaining That The ‘Breaking Bad’ Finale Was Too Perfect

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Why 'It's Too Perfect' may be one of the dumber criticisms of the 'Breaking Bad' finale.

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Selena Gomez Movie Narrowly Avoids Being Bucky Larson'd

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In Getaway, Ethan Hawke plays a reluctant racecar driver forced to go along with a mission when some bad guys kidnap his wife.


Early Buzz: Everyone Loves Gravity

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Gravity, Alfonso Cuarón's first narrative feature since 2006's Children of Men, just released this new poster, and while it will be at least two or three weeks until I get to see it, and you normies will have to wait until October, the film's currently playing the Venice Film Festival and the reviews are starting to trickle in.

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