Posts Tagged: CSI: MIAMI

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Horatio: The Early Years (Supercut)

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Before he was a pun-heavy forensic analyst and homicide detective in the Miami-Dade Police Department, CSI's sunglasses-clutching, one-liner-spewing Horatio Caine got his start solving mysteries in his own backyard.

CANNIBALISM

The Florida Face-Eater Was Clearly a 'CSI' Fan

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I'm endlessly fascinated with the story of Rudy Eugene, the 31-year-old Florida resident who was shot to death by a police officer this weekend in Florida after <a href="http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2818832/naked-man-shot-killed-on-macarthur.html">chomping</a> on the face of 65-year-old homeless man Ronald Poppo.

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Show On Network For Old People Casts Some Old People

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In what I can only assume is some sort of dastardly, short-selling, funny money scheme to jump start withered libidos, make Viagra unnecessary, and send the entire pharmaceutical industry into a tailspin, "CSI: Miami" is bringing on legendary sex symbols Raquel Welch and Bo Derek for guest spots in the next few weeks.

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Weekend Preview: Charlie Day on ‘SNL’

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Saturday Night Live (NBC, Saturday) - Charlie Day hosts.

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‘CSI: Legoland’ Probably Greenlit by CBS

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Since I like anything that makes fun of David Caruso's over-acting on "CSI: Miami," I enjoyed this LEGO version of "CSI" (video below).

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Caption It: Al Pacino Tarzans the Tony Awards

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The Tony Awards happened last night, and if you're so inclined, you can read about all the winners <a href="http://www.okmagazine.com/2011/06/2011-tony-award-winners-book-of-mormon-wins-big/" target="_blank">here</a> (CONGRATULATIONS, JOHN LARROQUETTE.

DAVID CARUSO

Lady Gaga Will Not Be in 'CSI: Miami'

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Lady Gaga is the biggest pop star in the world and seems to be intent on maintaining her carefully crafted persona, so it would be ridiculous to think that she'd act in a cameo appearance on a crime drama spin-off for old people, but that won't stop gossip reporters from reporting pointless rumors and hearsay.

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Judge Judy Gets $45 Million a Year

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<a href="http://www.tvguide.com/News/Top-TV-Earners-1021717.aspx" target="_blank">TV Guide</a> has released a list of what the top television stars earn, and while the recession and lower revenues have forced networks to pay some stars less, looking nice and pretending to be someone else on camera still beats the hell out of that master's degree you got in social work just to make $40,000 a year.

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What’s on Tonight: Addiction

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Intervention (A&E) -- Richard, a crack addict, is tonight's subject.

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YOUR LIST OF OSCAR WINNERS AND CARUSO CARTOON

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/Obligatory Our first annual <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/03/filmdrunks-guide-to-the-oscars" target="_blank">FilmDrunk Oscars Drinking Contest</a> and <a href="http://twitter.com/filmdrunk" target="_blank">Live Tweef</a> is over, and I'd say it was a relative success, seeing as how I got plowed by myself, began angrily engaging other film bloggers via Twitter, consumed two frozen pot pies, and when I took a dump this morning, it smelled like a hobo had somehow snuck in and pooped in my toilet and convinced me to raise it as my own like one of those birds.

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PREVIEW OF ROB ZOMBIE’S ‘CSI: MIAMI’

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As <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2010/02/whoa-csi-miami-directed-by-rob-zombie">noted earlier this week</a>, Rob Zombie directed the episode of "CSI: Miami" that will air on Monday.

BURN NOTICE

BRUCE CAMPBELL FTW

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We Internet denizens have a lot of fun with Horatio Caine, the "CSI: Miami" investigator played by David Caruso.

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THE WHO REVEALS SUPER BOWL PLAYLIST

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As soon as CBS announced that the Who would play the Super Bowl halftime show, I had one thought: if they don't play all three "CSI" theme songs, then I've greatly overestimated CBS's predictability.

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ENHANCE!

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You ever notice how every law enforcement agency on TV and the movies is able to solve crimes by enhancing grainy footage.

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VARIOUS CSI’S TO FORM VOLTRON ‘CSI’

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Next week, each of the three variants of "CSI" -- "CSI: Miami," "CSI: New York," and "CSI: Original Flavor" -- will take part in a "triple crossover" episode in which Laurence Fishburne goes around to all three cities because a killer has cast the various limbs of slain hookers across those cities.

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LENO NOW LOSING TO RERUNS

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Part of the reasoning for NBC feeling all cocky about Jay Leno's 10 p.


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