CBS Is Going For A Guinness World Record With ‘World CSI Day’


'Doctor Who' could lose its title of world's largest global simulcast if CBS and 'CSI' have anything to say about it.


How Gary Sinise And ‘CSI: New York’ Are Responsible For The Creation Of Ron Swanson

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If it weren't for Gary Sinise and the bad decisions of NBC executives, Ron Swanson would never exist.


‘CSI’ Got A Reduced Episode Order. Are We Approaching The End Of An Era?

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The venerable CBS procedural takes another inexorable step toward its cancellation.


What’s On Tonight: The ‘Arrow’ Finale (And Other Finales)

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The best (and worst) of tonight's listings, including the season finale of "Arrow" and a very "SVU" episode of "SVU."


NBC Is Making A Sequel To ‘Alice In Wonderland’

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NBC is continuing the fairy tale trend by greenlighting a sequel to "Alice in Wonderland."


Horatio: The Early Years (Supercut)


Before he was a pun-heavy forensic analyst and homicide detective in the Miami-Dade Police Department, CSI's sunglasses-clutching, one-liner-spewing Horatio Caine got his start solving mysteries in his own backyard.


The Florida Face-Eater Was Clearly a 'CSI' Fan

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I'm endlessly fascinated with the story of Rudy Eugene, the 31-year-old Florida resident who was shot to death by a police officer this weekend in Florida after chomping on the face of 65-year-old homeless man Ronald Poppo.

Two And A Half Men

CBS Renews a Crapload of Shows That You Probably Don't Care About

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CBS, whose audience average median age is literally 55 years old, pulled the trigger early and renewed a good two thirds or more of its primetime line-up yesterday, ensuring that the geriatric set will not have its stories taken away from them before they enter hospice care.

Two And A Half Men

Discussion Post: How Many of Nielsen's Top 25 Shows Do You Watch?

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I'm a television critic, so it is therefore my job to watch as much television as possible.


What’s On Tonight: Breckin Meyer Is the Poor Man’s Mark Feuerstein

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The ABC sitcoms are all in reruns tonight, which is the universe's way of telling you to go to a local pub trivia contest, read a book, hit up your Netflix account, or surf for porn.


Humpday Mashup Dump

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Good afternoon you princes of Maine, you kings of New England, you stalkers of In the offing for today: Doctor Who channels Horatio Caine in "CSI: Gallifrey".


New Star of ‘CSI’ Is… Ted Danson?

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Ever since That Guy With The Beard left "CSI" two years ago, the show has struggled to reclaim its groove -- and its audience.


Here’s CBS’s New Schedule

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CBS is truly the perfect network for Warming Glow readers.


Real-Life Dexter Killing N.Y. Hookers

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A serial killer targeting Craigslist prostitutes has such a sophisticated understanding of investigation techniques that police now suspect the killer may work within a law enforcement agency.


Aww Yeah, Lady Heather Is Back

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I first became aware of Melinda Clarke in her role as the nasty vixen Julie Cooper on "The O.

#Justin Bieber

Endless Justin Bieber Death Remixes

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On Friday, I posted one of the greatest scenes in television history: Justin Bieber getting shot to death during his guest starring role on "CSI.

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Justin Bieber Shot And Killed! (on ‘CSI’)

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Well, as if I needed further proof that I'm an evil son of a bitch, I laughed my ass off at this clip from last night's episode of "CSI" in which Justin Bieber's character is shot and killed (video below).


Dita Von Teese Was on ‘CSI’

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I'm a little bit behind on this news, but burlesque star Dita Von Teese guest starred on last night's episode of "CSI.

TV Shows

5 Reasons It’s Still Good To Be A Serial Killer

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Note: Since serial killing is not a victimless crime, the killing in this article will refer only to the murder of people who have lengthy conversations on their cell phones while at the cinema.

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Every Bieber Scene from 'CSI'

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"CSI" returned last night to slightly lower ratings (down 17% from last year, perhaps there is a God) despite a guest appearance by Justin Bieber.

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