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Jay Cutler Triumphant After Throwing Masterful Pass Interference Penalty

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I don't think I've ever seen more interceptions overturned by penalty in a single game than the array that were negated tonight.

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Packers vs. Bears Monday Night Sulkkake

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Two Midwest Teams That Might Have Played Each At Some Point Remember Week 1 last year when the Bears and Packers played in primetime and Jay Cutler, weighed down by the expectations of being supposedly the first halfway decent Chicago quarterback in forever, threw four interceptions, and thus set the tone for an epically sulktastic season.

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Because Miami and Carolina is Execrable, Let’s Klear Out More of This Kontent

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Here's the NFL Play 60 ad with Breesus, DeMarcus Ware and Troy Polamalu cavorting and capering on the South Lawn of the White House that will air beginning Thanksgiving weekend.

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We Let You Down, KSK Readership

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In retrospect, it's really sad we didn't have a liveblog of last night's game.

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Were You Aware? Breast Cancer is a Disease the NFL Exploits for Cheap Positive PR

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The Ratbirds and the Greatriots mark the lone interesting match-up of the early slate on this, the pinko Sunday.

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The Difference Between Jay Cutler and Tom Brady? One Sulks, the Other is a Budding Fashion Icon

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In what may be the most hilarious serious question of the young season, a headline in today's Chicago Tribune asked, Is Jay Cutler the second coming of Tom Brady? Please enjoy: The surprising thing has been Cutler's ability to make the delicate pass.

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Scott Green Will Slap The Sulk Off Your Face

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Cutlerf*cker and the Bears defeated the Steelers (THANKS SKIPPY REED.

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The Most Ridiculous Play of the Day (Until the Bears Took the Field)

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There's always a towering superstructure of fail to rummage through on any given gameday, but this Garo Yepremian-like fumble throw from Brady Quinn was a clear standout on this Sunday, at least until the Bears took the field, started running fake punts up the middle on 4th and 11 (only to challenge them), and generally having a pickerceptionkkake with a side entree of sulk.

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Tonight a Special Slice of Broncos Hell

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Things were looking promising for Denver for about a quarter.

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Inter-sport Cutler trade is imminent.

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The Swirl and the Sulk of the Trade Winds

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Josh McDaniels: This is disintegrating by the minute.

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A Children’s Treasury of Jay Cutler Sulkface Pictures

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Our long-awaited Marmalard-Cutlerfucker showdown was lacking in histronics or even a competitive game, but nbc was sure to show Jay in all his dour glory.

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Punk vs. Douche — Who is Less Undeserving?

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Can Marmalard and his merry band of supersoldiers steal away a division title that looked unimaginable only a few weeks ago.

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How the Marmalard Stole the AFC West

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[Cutlerfuckerville] Fah who for-aze.


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