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The Daily Show Compared Lance Armstrong To Buttchuggers And Donkey F**kers

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Lance Armstrong has spent the last ten years and change denying doping allegations, but now, after a 1,000 page collection of evidence and 26 sworn statements from fellow cyclists, he's ready to.

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Stand-Up Throwback: George Carlin Handled This Lance Armstrong Mess Years Ago

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Lance Armstrong’s former teammate Tyler Hamilton appeared on Today with Matt Lauer this morning to <a href="http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/48909916/ns/today-books/#.UEddmqDhfTw">promote his new book “The Secret Race”</a>, which is sadly not about Blasian females.

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Important Lance Armstrong Question: Do You Seriously Care About Lance Armstrong?

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In the biggest cycling news since somebody found out you could put baseball cards in the spokes to make it sound cool, 7-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong is "subject to lifetime ban and fan fallout" for saying he was giving up his fight against the U.

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This Week In Awwwesome: Stray Dog Travels Across China With Cyclists

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Chinese student Zhang Heng and some friends decided that they wanted to celebrate their recent graduation with a 1,833-kilometer (or roughly 1,136 miles if you’re normal) bike ride from the city of Kangding in the Sichuan province to Lhasa, Tibet.

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Circus Stunt Rider Fails to Properly Superman That Ho

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Before today, my only knowledge of the Shrine Circus is that they put out buy-one-get-one-free coupons at every local grocery store, charge you five dollars to park, reveal at the gate that each individual ticket is forty dollars and you can't get a refund on parking.

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There Was Another Ridiculous Crash At The Tour De France

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On Saturday, Dutch cyclist Laurens ten Dam became the latest Tour de France rider to earn semi-household name status for crashing, after he took a face-first dive in Stage 14 and finished the day's effort with a mangled grill.

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Oh The Carnage! A Look At Yesterday’s Tour De France Crashes

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Ever since Lance Armstrong decided to retire from Tour de France competition, nobody in America has cared much about the biggest event in cycling, with the exception of Tom Danielson and Christian Vande Velde, but 17th and 19th place ain’t going to cut it, fellas.

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Lance Armstrong Demands Apology From Everyone On Earth

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At this point, even Lance Armstrong thinks he did drugs.

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‘Car vs. Bike’ Rivalry Revisited In Brazil. Car Wins Again

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To call this anything short of a tragedy would be wrong, but when nine people on bikes were injured by an automobile in Brazil, one has to ask, critically, "How did this happen.

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Malaysian Cyclist Gets Metal On Us

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While I don't think I even need to remind you, the Track Cycling World Cup took place over the weekend at the Manchester Velodrome in England, as international teams competed in what was one of the first true tests for track cycling before the 2012 Summer Olympics.

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Lance Armstrong Sucks Now

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That one bicycle race in France is happening right now.

CYCLING

NOT LANCE ARMSTRONG WINS TOUR DE FRANCE

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Alberto Contador won the Tour de France for the second time today, capping a dominating three-week performance.

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TOUR DE FRANCE ACCIDENT KILLS ONE

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Tragedy struck the Tour de France this morning when a woman was <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/tdf2009/news/story?id=4338218" target="_blank">hIt and killed by a police motorcycle</a>.

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AND I THOUGHT CYCLING WAS EASY

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Somebody sent this to me yesterday; I always thought riding a bike and going really fast was easy.

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LANCE WANTS TO BE ‘EL CAPITAN’ IN TOUR

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Before the latest Tour de France started last week, Lance Armstrong was saying all the right things in relation to his new team, Astana.

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LANCE ARMSTRONG TUGGED IT BETTER

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When I hear "Tour of Turkey," I'm more inclined to think of this than a cycling race in, well, Turkey.

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ARMSTRONG’S BIKE CRASH – UPDATED

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<a href="http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/the_sporting_blog/entry/view/22431/lance_tweets_his_collarbone_surgery">THE SPORTING BLOG</a> is reporting that Armstrong still plans to race in the Giro d'Italia in about a month, even though his collarbone may not be healed by then.

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LANCE ARMSTRONG WOULD RATHER PEE IN A CUP

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Lance Armstrong (you remember him, right.

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THIS BLOKE PHONED IN ‘DICKY.’ BAD MOVE, MATE

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It's your typical "guy called in sick to work so he could train for a 66-mile bike race" story, but it happened in England, which I have on good authority is "jolly" and "ol'.


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