Lance Armstrong (you remember him, right.
- Geek & Sci-Fi
It's your typical "guy called in sick to work so he could train for a 66-mile bike race" story, but it happened in England, which I have on good authority is "jolly" and "ol'.
Lance Armstrong finished seventh overall at the Tour of California (Armstrong's Astana team leader Levi Leipheimer <a href="http://www.amgentourofcalifornia.com/news/press/2009-stage8-results.html" target="_blank">won for the third straight year</a>), but the highlight was the seven-time Tour de France winner shoving this syringe-wielding jackass into a snow bank.
Lance Armstrong's return to cycling is continuing with the nine-day Tour of California -- he's currently among the leaders <a href="http://www.kansascity.com/159/story/1036265.html">despite a stolen bike</a> -- and the 7-time Tour de France winner has still got plenty of fire.
The trial has begun for a 26-year-old man who allegedly <a href="http://www.scrantontimes.com/articles/2009/01/01/news/sc_times_trib.20090101.a.pg5.tt01rape_s1.2200681_loc.txt" target="_blank">bicycled 180 miles from Maryland to Pennsylvania</a> in order to have sex with a 15-year-old girl he met on MySpace.