D BAGS

A Sleazy Married Man Grabbed A Waitress’ Butt, And It Only Got Worse From There

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"I've grabbed plenty of girl's asses in my life, but I've never grabbed hers."

tinder

Are You Desperate Enough To Date This Ridiculous D-Bag On Tinder? (No.)

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Have some self-respect. Don't date d-bags who post their banking account to Tinder.

TEXTING DURING THE MOVIE

Follow-Up: Texas Theater Texter Blames Liberal Media

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As usual, me and the rest of the blog chutes are a little behind the local news, and as it turns out [Fout] was also offended by the way [Dave] Lieber [the writer of the original story] presented the story.

#BEN AFFLECK

Tobey Maguire won “$1 million a month” playing illegal poker

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Tobey Maguire's double life as a high-stakes poker player is coming to light as a result of an FBI investigation into a an embezzling hedge-fund manager who was also a degenerate gambler (shocking, I know).

OSCARS

Buried Screenwriter Sounds Like a Huge Douche

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Buried screenwriter Chris Sparling recently sent an email directly to Academy members urging them to nominate his script for a Best Original Screenplay Oscar -- a violation of <a href="http://www.oscars.org/awards/academyawards/rules/regulations.html" target="_blank">Academy rules</a>, which expressly state that "Mailings that extol the merits of a film, an achievement or an individual are not permitted.

D BAGS

Brett Ratner finds that Cheeto he lost last week

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Congratulations to Hollywood super director Brett Ratner, who recently discovered the Cheeto he lost last week while absent-mindedly scratching his balls.

#PATTON OSWALT

Plagiarist watch: Another jackass steals from Patton

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I steal from Patton Oswalt all the time, but when I do it, it's awesome.

WHORES

Count the blatant whoring attempts in Pete Hammond’s Iron Man 2 review

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Like porn and pleasing me sexually, the entertainment industry is an area in which kissing ass really does pay.

HOLLYWOOD SHORTHAND

Bigshot producer discusses upcoming film, ‘Durpity Durp Durp’

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Producer Adrian Askarieh has a few projects currently in development, including an adaptation of the game Kane and Lynch with Bruce Willis and Jamie Foxx, I would describe it  as  "Kill Bill" meets "Raiders of the Lost Ark" with the "team" element of "Mission: Impossible.

PAUL WALDMAN

‘ZOMBIES ARE A LIBERAL PARABLE’

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Zombies are dead people that come to life to eat brains and get shot in the head.

XENU

DREAD PIRATE FRIEDMAN BLAMES SCIENTOLOGY

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Fox columnist Roger Friedman was<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/fox-fires-douche-over-wolverine-leak" target="_blank"> famously fired</a> from his <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/roger-friedman-fired" target="_blank">crappy column</a> at Fox News for writing about watching a pirated copy of a Fox movie, Wolverine.

STRINGER BELL

DID YOU KNOW? STRINGER BELL IS O.J.

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So, this is where the white women at, huh.

JERRY BRUCKHEIMER

GUUUUUUUHHHHHHH…..

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G-Force, Jerry Bruckheimer's movie about guinea pig spies (featuring Nic Cage as the voice of Speckles, the star-nosed mole) has a poster, and it's every bit as nauseatingly pandering as you'd expect.

SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE

PISS OFF BACK TO OBSCURITY NOW, THANKS

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"And now, ladies and gentleman, he will make this stupid face for the entire movie" "Social Activist" and <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=8915" target="_blank">Slumdog Millionaire critic</a> Nicholas Almeida is making headlines again - not for actually helping the poor of course, but for more meaningless publicity whoring.

MORLEY SAFER

JULIAN SCHNABEL IS A GIANT D-BAG

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Julian Schnabel most recently directed The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, but before that, he was an artist who did stuff like paint a gigantic version of a painting he found in a junk yard and charge $6 million for it.

#WILL FERRELL

ZOOLANDER 2?

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Everyone's got a story about this today and it seems like the quote's being blown out of proportion.

REPO THE GENETIC OPERA

REPO DIRECTOR HATES BEING CALLED A D-BAG

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<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=5573" target="_blank">Repo the Genetic Opera</a> is a goth musical rock opera starring Paris Hilton, and as you can imagine it's getting some <a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/repo_the_genetic_opera/?page=1&critic=approved&sortby=date&name_order=asc&view=#contentReviews" target="_blank">pretty terrible reviews</a>.

Guitar Hero

THIS WAS A BRETT RATNER JOINT

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I saw this latest commercial for Guitar Hero over on <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=11053">WithLeather</a> and realized I've been meaning to cover this.


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