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Fan Of A Fan: J. Cole And Dale Earnhardt Jr. Cover ESPN The Magazine’s ‘Music Issue’

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The '2014 Forrest Hills Drive' rapper gets some cover love alongside the NASCAR driver.

#FOX NEWS

Fox News Incorrectly Reported That Jimmie Johnson Won The Daytona 500 And Then Things Got Really Political

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Fox News wrongly declared Jimmie Johnson the winner of the Daytona 500, and created a massive Facebook flame war after posting an apology.

TONY STEWART

If You Missed The Good Sam Roadside Assistance 500, Here’s A 25-Car Pile-Up

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Here's a lesson to the people in charge of NASCAR: Don't call something the "Roadside Assistance 500" unless you're ready for 500 people needing roadside assistance.

#Twitter

Introducing The Woman Who Is The Biggest Dale Earnhardt Fan In The World

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Last night, while trying to sort through political arguments among people I follow on Twitter so I could focus on what the social media site was actually intended for – porn stars lobbying for people to vote for their Fleshlight – I noticed a Tweet from Yahoo!’s Jay Busbee about a woman who informed him about the new ink of Dale Earnhardt that she just got, as you can see in the banner image.

#MMA

People Don't Think You're An Athlete Because You Drive A Car? Fight Them

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Jeffrey Earnhardt, grandson of "The Intimidator" Dale Earnhardt and nephew of "Not As Intimidating But He's In Jeans Commercials" Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

WOMEN

Update: Dale Jr. Would Not F**k This Guy

In news that makes me feel considerably better about Dale Earnhardt Jr.

NASCAR

THAT CANDY BAR IS GAY

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As we all learned in the wildly popular grammar book Eats, Shoots & Leaves, punctuation matters.

NASCAR

THEY MADE NASCAR BARBIE. FINALLY!

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I know a lot of you race fans are totally stoked for the Daytona 500 this weekend and disappointed in my lack of coverage about Jeff Gordon being disqualified or that 72-year-old geezer not making the field.


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