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Fan Of A Fan: J. Cole And Dale Earnhardt Jr. Cover ESPN The Magazine’s ‘Music Issue’

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The '2014 Forrest Hills Drive' rapper gets some cover love alongside the NASCAR driver.

#FOX NEWS

Fox News Incorrectly Reported That Jimmie Johnson Won The Daytona 500 And Then Things Got Really Political

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Fox News wrongly declared Jimmie Johnson the winner of the Daytona 500, and created a massive Facebook flame war after posting an apology.

TONY STEWART

If You Missed The Good Sam Roadside Assistance 500, Here’s A 25-Car Pile-Up

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Here's a lesson to the people in charge of NASCAR: Don't call something the "Roadside Assistance 500" unless you're ready for 500 people needing roadside assistance.

#Twitter

Introducing The Woman Who Is The Biggest Dale Earnhardt Fan In The World

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Last night, while trying to sort through political arguments among people I follow on Twitter so I could focus on what the social media site was actually intended for – porn stars lobbying for people to vote for their Fleshlight – I noticed a Tweet from Yahoo!’s Jay Busbee about a woman who informed him about the new ink of Dale Earnhardt that she just got, as you can see in the banner image.

RACING

People Don't Think You're An Athlete Because You Drive A Car? Fight Them

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Jeffrey Earnhardt, grandson of "The Intimidator" Dale Earnhardt and nephew of "Not As Intimidating But He's In Jeans Commercials" Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

WOMEN

Update: Dale Jr. Would Not F**k This Guy

In news that makes me feel considerably better about Dale Earnhardt Jr.

NASCAR

THAT CANDY BAR IS GAY

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As we all learned in the wildly popular grammar book Eats, Shoots & Leaves, punctuation matters.

NASCAR

THEY MADE NASCAR BARBIE. FINALLY!

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I know a lot of you race fans are totally stoked for the Daytona 500 this weekend and disappointed in my lack of coverage about Jeff Gordon being disqualified or that 72-year-old geezer not making the field.


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