STUPID CRIMINALS

Joseph Randle Of The Dallas Cowboys Has Been Arrested For Shoplifting Underwear And Cologne

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If you were making a half-million dollars, what would you steal from a department store. Cowboys RB Joseph Randle went for the underwear.

Sports

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Sued For Sexual Assault

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Not exactly the greatest opening week in NFL history.

#instagram

Ty Lawson Pokes Fun At James Harden’s Defense With Cowboys Pic

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During the opening Sunday of the 2014-15 NFL season, the Dallas Cowboys got steamrolled by a Niners team that went up 21-3 in the early going, with the Dallas defense acting as a sieve for Colin Kaepernick and company.

MICHAEL SAM

WWE Has Never Heard Of Michael Sam And Doesn’t Know What You’re Talking About, Shut Up

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On Monday, WWE invited Michael Sam to appear on Raw and talk about his life. Now that the Dallas Cowboys may sign him, WWE's taken it back.

JERRY JONES

Jerry Jones And His Pulsating Crotch Star In The Greatest Taiwanese Animation Ever Made

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Prepare yourself for Jerry Jones, his crotch and the greatest GIF ever made.

STUPID FANS

Well, We Finally Found The Most Delusional Fan In The World

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As Forrest Gump once said, stupid is as stupid does.

OAKLAND RAIDERS

The Cowboys And Raiders Got Into A Massive Brawl At A Joint Practice

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Today in really, really bad ideas---a joint practice between two NFL teams. It ends as well as you'd expect.

Jerry Jones scandal

This Might Be Jerry Jones Having Fun With Two Young Ladies

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This certainly looks Jerry Jones in the company of some much younger women. Hey-O Jerry!

HULK HOGAN

The Real Reason Brooke Hogan Broke Up With Phil Costa Will (Absolutely Not) Shock You

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Brooke Hogan broke up with Dallas Cowboys center Phil Costa last November to focus on her music. The real reason: her dad's weird crush.

#JOHNNY MANZIEL

Johnny Manziel’s Hometown Has Abandoned The Cowboys For The Browns

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NFL fans in Tyler, Texas paid for a billboard to let the Dallas Cowboys know that they were cheering on the Browns and Johnny Manziel now.

#NFL

The Dallas Cowboys Showed Up At TNA Slammiversary And Won The World Title!! [Citation Needed]

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Several Dallas Cowboys players showed up to (and interfered in) TNA Impact Wrestling's Slammiversary pay-per-view event.

#CLEVELAND CAVALIERS

LeBron James Wears Johnny Manziel Jersey After NFL Draft

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On Friday, a day after Johnny Manziel was taken by the Cleveland Browns with the 22nd pick in the NFL Draft, LeBron James boarded the team flight to Brooklyn for Game 3 wearing his jersey.

#CONAN

Update: Charles Barkley Still Hates Shaq, Thinks He’s Too Fat To Fit Into A Car

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The epic Charles Barkley / Shaq feud continued on Conan as Sir Charles ranted on Shaq's lotion endorsements and hit Shaq golf balls into the crowd.

#CONAN

Dirk Nowitzki Gave Conan O'Brien The Texas Citizenship Test

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Dallas Mavericks star Dirk Nowitzki stopped by Conan on his first night in Dallas to administer the Texas Citizenship Test. It involves beef and photoshops.

SPORTS

Your NFL Recap, Week 17: Win-Or-Go-Home Sunday

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The last week before the second season is actually the last week for a few NFL teams.

Washington Redskins

Your NFL Recap, Week 16: The Cowboys Are In Familiar Territory Once Again

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Cowboys/Eagles. Bears/Packers. Cardinals/49ers. Week 17 will require popcorn to be ready.

#Christmas

Must-Have Holiday Music: ‘Christmas With The Dallas Cowboys Legends’

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You can own the classic Dallas Cowboys Christmas albums from the 80s, even though the players would probably prefer you didn't.


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