DALLAS COWBOYS

Country Singer Kinky Friedman Claims Jerry Jones And Chris Christie Are Homosexuals While Live On ESPN

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Kinky Friedman stopped by ESPN to talk about Jerry Jones, Chris Christie, and their important homosexual relationship.

Sports

ESPN Guest Describes Jerry Jones And Chris Christie’s Relationship As ‘Latent Homosexual’ In One Weird Interview

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Kinky Friedman calls Jerry Jones and Gov. Chris Christie a gay couple on ESPN's Outside The Lines.

AWFUL OFFICIATING

The NFL Admitted To Yet Another Officiating Mistake In The Detroit-Dallas Game

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You'll be shocked to hear this but the officials missed yet another obvious call in the Detroit-Dallas game.

#NFL

Chris Christie’s Brother Has A Message For People Making Fun Of The Governor’s Cowboys Love

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After people on Twitter made fun of Chris Christie's questionable Dallas Cowboys fanfare, his brother ripped them all a new one.

AWFUL OFFICIATING

Former NFL Official Blasts Refs In Detroit-Dallas Game; Says Some Were ‘Intimidated’

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One NFL official put Pete Morelli's crew on blast, says they were "confused" and "intimidated."

GEORGE R.R. MARTIN

George R.R. Martin Thinks Detroit Lions Fans Should Be ‘Screaming For Referee Blood’

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I have no idea what the author of 'Game of Thrones' is talking about, but I'm sure it'll involve the deaths of hundreds of referees.

AWFUL OFFICIATING

Why Wasn’t Dez Bryant Flagged For An Unsportsmanlike Conduct Penalty On This Play?

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This is the play no one was talking about but ultimately made the biggest impact on the Dallas Cowboys victory.

taiwanese animation

The Ndamukong Suh Leg-Stomping Incident Got The Taiwanese Animation Treatment

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Tune in to Sunday's NFC wildcard game to see if Jerry Jones can avoid having his penis stomped on by Ndamukong Suh.

Ed Rendell

Ed Rendell Called Out New Jersey Governor Chris Christie For Being A Dallas Cowboys Fan

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According to Ed Rendell, being a Cowboys fan from Jersey indicates a basic inferiority complex.

NFL London

The Dallas Cowboys Did Not Think This Hashtag All The Way Through

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As many of you know, the Cowboys play the Jaguars at Wembley Stadium this week.

NEW YORK GIANTS

The New York Giants Were Briefed About Ebola Before Their Game In Dallas

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I imagine this was Eli Manning's reaction after being told of Ebola in Dallas.

STUPID CRIMINALS

Joseph Randle Of The Dallas Cowboys Has Been Arrested For Shoplifting Underwear And Cologne

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If you were making a half-million dollars, what would you steal from a department store. Cowboys RB Joseph Randle went for the underwear.

Sports

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Sued For Sexual Assault

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Not exactly the greatest opening week in NFL history.

#instagram

Ty Lawson Pokes Fun At James Harden’s Defense With Cowboys Pic

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During the opening Sunday of the 2014-15 NFL season, the Dallas Cowboys got steamrolled by a Niners team that went up 21-3 in the early going, with the Dallas defense acting as a sieve for Colin Kaepernick and company.

MICHAEL SAM

WWE Has Never Heard Of Michael Sam And Doesn’t Know What You’re Talking About, Shut Up

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On Monday, WWE invited Michael Sam to appear on Raw and talk about his life. Now that the Dallas Cowboys may sign him, WWE's taken it back.

JERRY JONES

Jerry Jones And His Pulsating Crotch Star In The Greatest Taiwanese Animation Ever Made

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Prepare yourself for Jerry Jones, his crotch and the greatest GIF ever made.

STUPID FANS

Well, We Finally Found The Most Delusional Fan In The World

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As Forrest Gump once said, stupid is as stupid does.


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