GEORGE R.R. MARTIN

George R.R. Martin Thinks Detroit Lions Fans Should Be ‘Screaming For Referee Blood’

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I have no idea what the author of 'Game of Thrones' is talking about, but I'm sure it'll involve the deaths of hundreds of referees.

AWFUL OFFICIATING

Why Wasn’t Dez Bryant Flagged For An Unsportsmanlike Conduct Penalty On This Play?

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This is the play no one was talking about but ultimately made the biggest impact on the Dallas Cowboys victory.

taiwanese animation

The Ndamukong Suh Leg-Stomping Incident Got The Taiwanese Animation Treatment

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Tune in to Sunday's NFC wildcard game to see if Jerry Jones can avoid having his penis stomped on by Ndamukong Suh.

Ed Rendell

Ed Rendell Called Out New Jersey Governor Chris Christie For Being A Dallas Cowboys Fan

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According to Ed Rendell, being a Cowboys fan from Jersey indicates a basic inferiority complex.

NFL London

The Dallas Cowboys Did Not Think This Hashtag All The Way Through

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As many of you know, the Cowboys play the Jaguars at Wembley Stadium this week.

NEW YORK GIANTS

The New York Giants Were Briefed About Ebola Before Their Game In Dallas

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I imagine this was Eli Manning's reaction after being told of Ebola in Dallas.

STUPID CRIMINALS

Joseph Randle Of The Dallas Cowboys Has Been Arrested For Shoplifting Underwear And Cologne

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If you were making a half-million dollars, what would you steal from a department store. Cowboys RB Joseph Randle went for the underwear.

Sports

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Sued For Sexual Assault

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Not exactly the greatest opening week in NFL history.

#instagram

Ty Lawson Pokes Fun At James Harden’s Defense With Cowboys Pic

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During the opening Sunday of the 2014-15 NFL season, the Dallas Cowboys got steamrolled by a Niners team that went up 21-3 in the early going, with the Dallas defense acting as a sieve for Colin Kaepernick and company.

MICHAEL SAM

WWE Has Never Heard Of Michael Sam And Doesn’t Know What You’re Talking About, Shut Up

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On Monday, WWE invited Michael Sam to appear on Raw and talk about his life. Now that the Dallas Cowboys may sign him, WWE's taken it back.

JERRY JONES

Jerry Jones And His Pulsating Crotch Star In The Greatest Taiwanese Animation Ever Made

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Prepare yourself for Jerry Jones, his crotch and the greatest GIF ever made.

STUPID FANS

Well, We Finally Found The Most Delusional Fan In The World

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As Forrest Gump once said, stupid is as stupid does.

OAKLAND RAIDERS

The Cowboys And Raiders Got Into A Massive Brawl At A Joint Practice

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Today in really, really bad ideas---a joint practice between two NFL teams. It ends as well as you'd expect.

Jerry Jones scandal

This Might Be Jerry Jones Having Fun With Two Young Ladies

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This certainly looks Jerry Jones in the company of some much younger women. Hey-O Jerry!

HULK HOGAN

The Real Reason Brooke Hogan Broke Up With Phil Costa Will (Absolutely Not) Shock You

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Brooke Hogan broke up with Dallas Cowboys center Phil Costa last November to focus on her music. The real reason: her dad's weird crush.

#JOHNNY MANZIEL

Johnny Manziel’s Hometown Has Abandoned The Cowboys For The Browns

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NFL fans in Tyler, Texas paid for a billboard to let the Dallas Cowboys know that they were cheering on the Browns and Johnny Manziel now.


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