Posts Tagged: DALLAS COWBOYS

2011 NFL LOCKOUT

Dez Bryant Needs The Lockout To End

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Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Dez Bryant seems to have been nothing but one headline after another since Miami Dolphins GM Jeff Ireland asked him if his mom was a hooker prior to last year’s NFL draft.

CAM NEWTON

The 2011 NFL Draft Starts Tonight

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Originally, I was going to put together a first round mock draft to pretend like I had any clue how the 2011 NFL Draft was going to unfold and thankfully I talked myself out of kidding myself.

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Dez Bryant May Or May Not Need New Pants

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Apologies for the sporadic posting today.

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Tommy Hilfiger, ESPN Take On Uniforms

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Back in December, I hit a point that I was spending more time on sports rumor web sites than I was on Facebook or Twitter, which is a considerable concern mind you, and it was all due to the Albert Pujols contract talks.

COWBOYS STADIUM

Super Bowl Parking? It’ll Cost You

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If you're heading to the Super Bowl in Arlington in two weeks, I bid you good luck in finding parking on the cheap.

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Would You Pay $200 To Watch Someone Else’s TV?

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The Dallas Cowboys are hell-bent on making Super Bowl XLV the highest-attended event in the championship game's history.

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A Few Minutes With Herschel Walker

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Few people manage to survive 12 years in the NFL, but Herschel Walker did that and continued to look for abuse elsewhere.

CRAZY FANS

New York Giants Fans Fight In Stands [VIDEO]

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The power went out during the Cowboys-Giants game yesterday, and since it was a 4 o'clock game in November and it's pitch-black outside by 5:00, that was a problem.

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Jerry Jones Is Stepping Out, Ladies

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I know this may shock you, but I’m not a billionaire owner of a sports franchise.

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The Cowboys Just Have No Luck

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As if things weren’t bad enough for the Dallas Cowboys, it seems that the organization once endearingly known as America’s Team just can’t get anything right.

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Wade Phillips Fired

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Wade Phillips's holiday calendar just got a lot more wide open.

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How Bout Dem Cowboys…

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We'll get a recap of all the weekend business tomorrow, but we can't help but be elated with the Green Bay Packers putting together a <a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/boxscore?gameId=20101107009">45-7</a> drubbing of the Dallas Cowboys in the Sunday Night game.

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There’s No Sex In The Field Level Seating Area

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We go from Roker's lap band to Texas lap dances: this had been on Deadspin and everywhere else by the time Burnsy sent it to me, but we still have to make the requisite whore jokes and potshots toward traditional macro-brews.

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The Giants Killed Tony Romo…Figuratively Speaking

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Despite a valiant comeback attempt from Jon Kitna (yes, THE Jon Kitna), the Dallas Cowboys were unable to lock down their second win of the season, losing to the New York Giants, <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/boxscore;_ylt=AsE0gg8MqgFRrw6Czk.85ko5nYcB?gid=20101025006">41-35</a>.

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‘Yo Man…Take A Look At Your Team…’

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This is Dallas Cowboys head coach Wade Phillips dancing to "<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y.M.C.A._(song)">Y.M.C.A.</a>", that annoying-as-balls song pushed out the backdoor by the Village People in 1978.

CINCINNATI BENGALS

Don’t Make The Mistake Of Caring About Preseason Football

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I love it how everyone watches their teams' first preseason games of the season and then flips out, as if they serve as any sort of barometer for ANYTHING.

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Dez Bryant Doesn’t Do ‘Heavy Lifting’

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Dez thinks he's too cool for hazing, but Emphysema Dog thinks otherwise.

ATHLETES SHOULD NOT HAVE TWITTER

Martellus Bennett Is A Comedian

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Dallas Cowboys tight end Martellus Bennett had some fun with a fake beard on the fourth of July, notably dancing around in front of a video camera and calling himself Osama Bin Laden.

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Roy Williams Isn’t Enjoying Dallas

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When the Dallas Cowboys traded for wide receiver Roy Williams in 2008, they thought the combination of Terrell Owens, Patrick Crayton and the former Detroit Lion and Texas Longhorn would give Tony Romo everything he needed to return the franchise to Super Bowl dominance.

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Oh, Hello There, Jerry Jones

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Somebody in the Dallas Cowboys war room ("<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057012/quotes">Gentlemen! You can't fight in here!</a>") decided it would be a good idea to take a picture of the club's draft board, and I'm sure that fire shot out of Jerry Jones' eyes and nostrils immediately after this was taken.


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