NEW YORK GIANTS

Cowboys fans root on in face of Ebola threat

Cowboys fans aren’t about to let that Jaguars mascot have all the Ebola joke fun. Or maybe it’s not a joke. It is Texas, after all.

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Week 7 Late Games Open Thread

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Cowboys collapse is coming, though probably not just yet.

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There Is a Bat-Mario At The Cowboys Game

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EEEETS-AH MEEEEEE [Christian Bale voice] BAT MARIO!

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37 Items You Need in the Event of a Cowboys Winning Apocalypse

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Hi, I'm Randy "Tank" Thompson and I'm here to talk to you about what our government and our so-called news media won't; the possibility of a Dallas Cowboys winning season.

NEW YORK GIANTS

The New York Giants Were Briefed About Ebola Before Their Game In Dallas

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I imagine this was Eli Manning's reaction after being told of Ebola in Dallas.

STUPID CRIMINALS

Joseph Randle Of The Dallas Cowboys Has Been Arrested For Shoplifting Underwear And Cologne

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If you were making a half-million dollars, what would you steal from a department store. Cowboys RB Joseph Randle went for the underwear.

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Cowboys Running Back Arrested For Shoplifting Underwear and Cologne

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Gucci Guilty Black cologne is a good thing to get caught stealing.

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Cowboys Achieve Legititude With Win In Seattle

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Damn, guess we have to respect Dallas now.

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Week 5 Early Games Open Thread

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It's the battle of Texas and the battle of QBs who extend the play.

sarah sprague

Dallas Cowboy CJ Spillman Under Investigation For Sexual Assault

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So much for getting the NFL's house in order, huh Rog?

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Saints-Cowboys SNF Live Blog, Second Half

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Cowboys doing their best impression of a good team.

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Saints-Cowboys SNF Live Blog

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The Saints are struggling on the road again this year. Can they get right against Romo?

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Snoop Dogg/Lion Is Upset His Many Favorite Teams Are Struggling

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Snoop continues his habit of complaining about the Steelers on Instagram.

ST LOUIS RAMS

Cowboys Comeback Win Ruins Our Good Time Making Fun Of Cowboys

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Cowboys schadenfreude ruined but a Rams self-destruction has its charms.

SEXUAL ASSAULT

Goodell’s nightmare week continues: Jerry Jones accused of sexual assault

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Does that look like the 500-year-old predatory face of a man capable of sexual assault?

Sports

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Sued For Sexual Assault

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Not exactly the greatest opening week in NFL history.


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