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Mark Cuban Is Trying To Turn This Into A Wrestling Blog

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New Jersey Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov and Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban are living out their own WWE storyline.

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The Ups And Downs Of Vince Carter

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The two Vince Carter videos you're about to watch, when viewed in succession, can illustrate one of two themes: 1.

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Lamar Odom Has More Time For His Sex Swing

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The Dallas Mavericks traded for reigning NBA 6th Man Lamar Odom because they needed some veteran leadership off the bench, but mainly because they wanted to free up cap space to sign Deron Williams and possibly Dwight Howard.

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Lamar Odom Doesn't Want You To See His Sex Swing Anymore

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It’s been a strange year for Lamar Odom, between being traded to the Dallas Mavericks after winning the NBA 6th Man award with the Los Angeles Lakers, being involved in an accident that resulted in a teenager’s death, coping with family illnesses, and, of course, his sex swing breaking.

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Lamar Odom 'My Life In The D-League'

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The Dallas Mavericks have assigned Lamar Odom to their D-League affiliate, the Texas Legends, on what's being called a "rehab stint" to "get his legs back under him".

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Dirk Nowitzki Should Just Announce Everything

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</a>Trey Kirby and <a href="http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/2012/01/26/video-dirk-nowitzki-reprises-his-role-as-best-color-commentator-ever/">The Basketball Jones</a> have shared countless NBA clips, and every single one of them would be improved by having Dirk Nowitzki shout random affirmations over them.

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Shocking: Khloe Kardashian Talked Lamar Odom Out Of Taking A Year Off

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Dallas Mavericks forward Lamar Odom is not exactly having a good season, as the reigning NBA 6th Man is averaging just 6.

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ROFLMNBAO: The Best Of This Week’s NBA Action In Pictures

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Last Friday, the not-surprisingly-terrible New Jersey Nets earned their second win of the season with a 97-85 tickle fight against the slightly-less-terrible Toronto Raptors.

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American Presidents Sure Do Love Hosting Championship Sports Teams

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When the NBA lockout stretched into what would have been the first week of the season, I’m sure not many of the Dallas Mavericks players were concerned about whether or not they’d be able to visit the White House to celebrate their 2010-11 NBA Championship with President Barack Obama.

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Friday Face-Off: Who Is The Best At Dramatic Readings Of Awful Pop Songs?

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Welcome to our mostly weekly video competition feature, Friday Face-Off, in which we pit two or more videos against each other for the purpose of determining which is the greatest video on the entire Internet that week.

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It Was Really Only A Matter Of Time

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When the Los Angeles Lakers traded Lamar Odom to the Dallas Mavericks for a trade exemption, three thoughts crossed my mind: A) This is obviously a move to clear cap space for the Lakers to bring in Chris Paul and/or Dwight Howard.

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ROFLMNBAO: The NBA Weekend In Pictures

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I really believed that the NBA lockout and subsequent shortened season were going to do serious damage to the relationship between the league and the fans, but it seems that the fans were just content to get their basketball back.

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The 2011-12 With Leather NBA Power Rankings

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  As this is posted, I’ll be trying desperately to get mentally prepared for tonight’s preseason game between the Orlando Magic and the Miami Heat, as well as the idea that I won’t have many more chances to enjoy Dwight Howard in a Magic jersey.

2011 WORLD SERIES

Texas Rangers Defeat Truman

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By way of our friends at <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Exhibit-A-Why-you-should-wait-to-get-a-Rangers-?urn=mlb-wp26406">Big League Stew</a> comes a fantastic idea -- getting a "World Champs 2011" tattoo on your chest when your favorite baseball team has just blown two one-strike-and-we're-out opportunities in Game 6 of the World Series.

2011 NBA LOCKOUT

Stop Making Me Like You, Mark Cuban

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The Colbert Report Get More: <a href='http://www.colbertnation.com/full-episodes/'>Colbert Report Full Episodes</a>,<a href='http://www.indecisionforever.com/'>Political Humor & Satire Blog</a>,<a href='http://www.colbertnation.com/video'>Video Archive</a> We don't cover clips from 'The Colbert Report' <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tag/colbert-report/">as much as our friends at UPROXX</a>, but last night's sports-rich segment, starting with the NFL fining Troy Polamalu for concussion-dialing his wife on the sideline and ending with Colbert's second pro-NBA-owner Colbert Super PAC ad (with Mark Cuban's face superimposed on the American flag), was glorious and needs to be shared.

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Jason Terry Now The Least Cool NBA Player

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By way of <a href="http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/2011/08/09/video-a-samuels-livin-de-life/">The Basketball Jones</a> comes the debut rap video from Allen Samuels, a 30-plus-year casino host and 50-plus-year awkward white dude who had an epiphany whilst talking to a flamboyant Frenchman and transformed himself into the Baby Boomer Rebecca Black.

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Brooklyn Decker, Emmanuelle Chiqrui, And The Best Of The 2011 ESPYs

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Chances are if you watched the ESPYs last night you're either way too desperate for sports, a 13-year old girl obsessed with Justin Bieber, a young male perv obsessed with Brooklyn Decker, or you lost your remote.

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K-Swiss Now Bigger Than Cable Television And/Or Drugs

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It looks like Funny Or Die has officially embraced the longstanding Tosh.

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Dirk Nowitzki Hailed as New Pope

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Okay, maybe not, but how awesome would Catholicism be if you had to dodge one of Dirk's sh:tty picks to get to the altar.


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